I admit that I have never asked myself how things might change if I only had an extra four inches (though I sometimes wish bank machines would dispense five dollar bills again). But I was intrigued at the thought of my parts being a third black, like I had vitaligo or was the 70's-era Boston Celtics. That is why I tried out the Cyberskin 4" Extra Thick Transformer Penis Extension. (BTW: Grimace is packing the Caucazoid version.) "It looks like wh...

Back in the heyday of 2006, there was a period when major porn studios (see also: endangered species) took full advantage of the influx of hungry "directors" scrambling for work and undercutting each other's rates in order to get a foot in the door. Seemingly overnight, a torrent of performer-turned-directors emerged, all emulating Jules or Buttman or Robbie D, and all intent on owning their own product and turning a quick profit. The results wer...

I am not saying this as some campaign slogan or religious cry, "Jesus loves you!" No, I am quite in earnest. Sarah Palin, the Governor of Alaska, Vice-Presidential candidate, loves me. Remember all that winking she did during the debate? That was for me. Have you seen those youtube videos of her at her Church in a trance-like, laying-on-of-hands-like, speaking-in-tongues-like state? My penis caused that. Most importantly, though, I am responsible...

Goldie Blair is in need of unwinding after all that energy she exerted last time jerking off a SCORE dude's cock. Now comes her turn for stress-busting. Goldie's not getting a massage by a masseuse, she's getting a masseur to work out her kinks. Her shoulders, her neck, her lower back. They need attention. This chick needs strong male hands all over her. Goldie carefully, slowly undresses, not knowing that she's being spyied on. Drink...

This scene is like one of those kooky science museum exhibits that tries to fux with your perception with mirrors and crazy lighting and lasers and stuff. (Is the ceiling moving up or floor moving down? Where's the horizon?!) It starts with a little oral sex on the hood of a car ... then for some reason there's a harp! And where did that other girl come from? What exactly is that guy jerking off on to? Maybe it's more like the "Mystery Spot" just...

We always thought that jerking off could be a means of saving one's marriage since it helped avoid infidelity, but it turns out we were wrong. So we guess we should take this opportunity to apologize for any divorces we might have caused over the years. We were just trying to help, honest! (men.style.com)

We've been waiting impatiently to see Daylene Rio get fucked in a Scoreland video. We know she's going to be hot. We've seen her in XXX photos in June 2008 SCORE. Latin chicks are almost always smokin' hot in bed...they really get into the moment, especially the more chesty chicas. This is fuck time for Daylene. Before she gets to sucking and licking, her cock provider asked Daylene a few questions. What does she like about fucking on...

Dancer, a kinky college babe had her first go at a sexy. This kinky goth babe was introduced and quickly got to work, unzipping her man's pants and playing with his limp dick until it got nice and hard. With the help of some spit on her hand a little lotion, Dancer stroked his cock until it was swollen and on the verge of cumming. The dirt talking hottie makes sure that she's jerking with his dick the way he likes it, asking him how it fe...

Ernest Borgnine is 91 years old, but he has a very simple secret for his longevity: Jerking off, and lots of it. Thankfully, he decided to share this tidbit with a live national TV audience. So is that what "The Dirty Dozen" was about? (video @ bestweekever.tv)

We're pretty sure it's a scientific fact that everyone looks twice as hot when they've just been soaked in water (if, of course, you interpret "everyone" to mean "hot women."). It used to be that we'd have to search through babelog after babelog looking for that rare handful of hot wet shots. But now that Wet-Babe's on the scene, all that work has been done for us. And,what's more, they've even been thoughtful enough to categorize the photo sets ...

"I've never posed naked before or even thought of playing with a vibrator," Penny related. She goes to college and spends time on the Net. "I was more nervous than when I took my driving test and I was so nervous then. But when I looked at my photos, I looked like it was the most natural thing in the world. Now I kinda like it and want to do more of it. The thought of guys jerking out their cum when they look at my photos gets my face...

We were all set to rail against this 1970s sex education manual, because old people are funny and confused. It's called "A Boy Today ... A Man Tomorrow"—which we think is also the title of a DVD we saw over here one day—and it's the story behind those strange things that are happening to your testicles when you're a teenager. Since it's from 1972 we just assumed that it gives a lot of hilariously outdated advice about sperm counts and...

Kimmy Lee is one of those “bad girls”, you know, the kind that will suck a dick while she's getting a tramp stamp tattooed onto her back, and I was super excited to see what kind of handjob she'd give. She told me she loves giving handjobs, so after telling her to prove it, she came back to my place in anticipation of a little hand-to-cock action! She stripped out of her clothes and showed me her hot body… it had a littl...