It's not easy finding new, big-boobed Asians, let alone big-boobed Asians who'll go the whole nine inches. Enter Kiko Lee, who hasn't made a billion hardcore videos. In fact, this is her first XXX video, ever. We found Kiko during a SCORE model search in the southwestern American states. "I've always wanted to be in a big-boobed magazine," Kiko told us. "And this is my first time doing a boy-girl video." Kiko speaks Japanese and Spani...

I admit that I have never asked myself how things might change if I only had an extra four inches (though I sometimes wish bank machines would dispense five dollar bills again). But I was intrigued at the thought of my parts being a third black, like I had vitaligo or was the 70's-era Boston Celtics. That is why I tried out the Cyberskin 4" Extra Thick Transformer Penis Extension. (BTW: Grimace is packing the Caucazoid version.) "It looks like wh...

Carlos Batts has released "Voluptuous Biker Babes", a trippy combination of "Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas," "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert," and - I don't know - Lucha Libre that features drag queens, desert dance-offs, and the ample talents of April Flores, La Cholita, and Bunny de la Cruz along with the leaner but no less tasty Audrey Hollander and Veronique Vega. As we mentioned last month, Batts shot the film in roughly the same area as d...

Robert and I just got back this afternoon from Salt Lake City ? yes, the one in Utah, filled with the very people whose zillions of dollars in contributions have made California's Proposition 8, the anti-gay-marriage initiative, poll neck-and-neck. Yes, that would be the Mormons, but I am here to tell you that some, perhaps many (who knows?) Mormons are renegades, and when we go to SLC, we visit a group I fondly call the "jack Mormon perverts": a...

"Just look at my legs...not a hint of cellulite or spider veins marring them. I?dare say they're perfect. That's because I work out. Staying in shape and looking my best is important to me. But that's not the only reason I exercise. I like to get hot and sweaty so I?can smell the musky aroma of my feet and sneakers. Nothing turns me on more than taking a big whiff of the pungent odors of my peds. When my pussy juices mix with the foot...

Back in the heyday of 2006, there was a period when major porn studios (see also: endangered species) took full advantage of the influx of hungry "directors" scrambling for work and undercutting each other's rates in order to get a foot in the door. Seemingly overnight, a torrent of performer-turned-directors emerged, all emulating Jules or Buttman or Robbie D, and all intent on owning their own product and turning a quick profit. The results wer...

Lovely, sexy, juicy Trish Bailey thinks she has a problem. This "problem" has been pumped into her brain by Madison Avenue scumbags. These are the same money-grubbing cocksuckers who tell you that you are not a real man unless you drive a Hummer. So for years, Trish has thought she is fat. That her tits, thighs and ass are too fat. This charming and attractive girl is actually brainwashed into a poor self-image from the extreme mental...

The introduction to Mia Bella's video is classic Leg Sex...a close-up of sexy legs in purple high heels strutting along the street. Mia wheels a suitcase behind her. She stops to feel her shapely legs. They're starting to ache from walking in those colorful spike heels. Mia's not having a good day. Her ride has not appeared and she's had to heel it. Her shoe irritates her and in frustration, she flings it. It bops the head of Jarrod, ...

I am not saying this as some campaign slogan or religious cry, "Jesus loves you!" No, I am quite in earnest. Sarah Palin, the Governor of Alaska, Vice-Presidential candidate, loves me. Remember all that winking she did during the debate? That was for me. Have you seen those youtube videos of her at her Church in a trance-like, laying-on-of-hands-like, speaking-in-tongues-like state? My penis caused that. Most importantly, though, I am responsible...

"I had a neighbor once that I suspected was watching me," the vivacious and lovely Brianna Costello said. "I thought he was kinda kinky but harmless. I'm a liberal girl myself and the thought of a man peeping on me was exciting. I thought I'd spotted him looking at me through the fence slats. He was a married guy, not bad looking or creepy, and we'd say hi in passing. But I always had the feeling that he was checking me out. One day I...

Anytime Carmen Hayes is in the house, SCORE Men can expect tons of slurping, spitting and slobbering over the trouserpipe. That's what endears Carmen to breast-men, after her big, soft, high-hanging jugs. Her moaning, groaning and cries fill the room when she's fucking. She's a very vocal girl. In the opener of this video, on DVD in Fuckin Mo' Titties, Carmen is surfing a titty chat site. She connects with another surfer named Jean, a...

Brianna had the idea for this pictorial that she based on personal experience. "I had a neighbor once that I suspected was watching me," she said. "I thought he was kinda kinky but harmless. I'm a liberal girl myself and the thought of a man peeping on me was exciting. I thought I'd spotted him looking at me through the fence slats. He was a married guy, not bad looking or creepy, and we'd say hi in passing. But I always had the feeli...

Image of the Extra Action Marching Band by me from this set; a great night. On the other hand, it makes me want to raise my hand and shout “pick me! pick me!” to give sexual harassment training to Extra Action. Which is pretty much what they’ve (lovingly) done to me over the past 5 years or so… Snip: When he was hired as director of the loud, rowdy Cal Aggie Marching Band at UC Davis, nobody told Tom Slabaugh about the tra...