Image by orangeglad. The comment on the above image was, “Why are dark elves such porn stars?” What a really good question. Um… I bring to you, dear readers on this dark and stormy San Francisco night, a Craigslist ad (currently live) that’s been pulled no less than twice now and has to be one of the most entertaining works of sexual fantasy I’ve ever read on the site. I’ve reposted it here in full because you ...

When two or more genres of music get mixed together to create a eclectic hybrid—for example, Jay Z and Linkin Park's unforeseen duets or "Walk This Way" by Run DMC and Aerosmith—it's referred to as a "smash up." Sadly, we lack the terminology to describe what the product that is porn when the same phenomenon (two or more sex niches gloriously copulating together in a sweaty grinding sticky mess) occurs in porn. Someone needs to come u...

We were delighted like Tony Montana atop a mountain of yayo to learn that the delicious Audrey Hollander would play the title role in "Everybody Loves Lucy" (to clarify: Hollander plays Lucy, not Everybody) and that her husband, Otto Bauer, would play Cuban exile Ricky. The only disappointment was that Hollander could not have been incorporated into the meandering storyline of "Pirates 2". What can we say? The script called for a giant worm. Hol...

Regular readers of this web endeavor know that the porn industry isn't all glamor and dazzle. In fact, some people get downright bored when getting downright bored. But that doesn't mean you have to choose that image for your box cover. The face "Interracial Booty Patrol 5" presents to the world features a woman named Envy who is photographed as one part of her watches her little brother playing Rock Band 2 and the other part ... well, see what ...

A look back at the week that was ... · The good news is that the Exxxotica NY expo has not been kicked out of New Jersey. The bad news? It's still in New Jersey. · If only Photoshop could doctor up a working economic policyas easily as a Vice President. · We know Stoya is deep, but how much further can that girl go? · The Verne "Mimi Me" Troyer sex tape is finally for sale, though the running time is a little short. &m...

We're big fans of "interracial" porn, inasmuch as we're big fans of watching hot people of any race getting naked and getting it on. But we're not always fans of the subtle (or not-so-subtle) racist overtones that accompany a lot of the hot interracial action on the market today. Sure, sometimes certain kinds of fantasy or roleplaying can be sexy—taboos, whether actual or perceived, are always hot, right?—but usually we just want to w...

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We are heading into the home stretch of the dog days of summer, and have just about had our fill of 90 degree days and 110% humidity. Seriously: having a valid excuse to wander around our apartment naked all day is great and everything, but we also haven't been off our leather couch in three weeks and we're pretty sure our bare skin has permanently bonded with it. So how can we distract ourselves until fall rolls around? Well, we can always learn...

In the SF Pride Parade 2008: my mom Theresa Sparks, myself, and my soon-to-be-adopted sister, Margaret Cho. Photo by Jonathan Moore, the adorable straight boy who handed out marriage equality stickers all day Pride sunday. * Shoutout to the SFBG! Pics: Some famous faces of Pride. It was 8:30 am sunday morning and I was downtown at the Embarcadero Hyatt Regency for the annual Alice B. Toklas LGBT Democratic Club breakfast. It was my second one, a...

We've seen porn scenes that took place in the kitchen before, and obviously cheerleader porn is an important staple of our diet. But why cheerleader in the kitchen porn? Mixing genres is nothing new in this business—"all-girl anal," "interracial amateur handjobs," etc.—but these tastes aren't exactly natural allies. Then again, no one really knew for sure that the whole "peanut butter and chocolate" thing would be a slam dunk—an...

Those wacky porn stars... is there anything they won't do? Well yes, actually. Though some adult performers are up for anything, others shy away from things like double anal or even interracial scenes (to say nothing of the more hardcore dirtpipe milkshake). But of the many things that make up the standard porn arsenal, which acts are commonplace and which are, uh, harder to come by? Based on the listings on one adult talent agency's website, an ...

There is a zesty debate here at the Fleshbot Lyceum over what constitutes inappropriate porn: I say nothing but corporate altporn and they say everything that doesn't have Keeley Hazell in it. Included in that broad latter category is exploitively interracial content such as today's Porn Of The Moment, "I Can't Believe You Sucked A Negro: A Cuckold's P.O.V." by the irrepressible Johnson Brothers of Chatsworth Pictures. It is the first porn movi...

Sasha Grey is so hot right now! Actually, she's been "hot" in the physical sense for all of her brief adult life, but she's also hot in the sense that everyone—from directors to rock bands to photographers to uh, bloggers—wants a piece of her. She's got so much going on right now we didn't even notice that she has her very own YouTube channel where Sasha Grey, V-Logger, pontificates about subjects from blowjobs to enemas—and lof...