"I posed to start a savings account so I can get some tits," said Kelly. "My bloke says I'm sexy just the way I am, but I'm sure he'd think I was even more sexy if I had a set of 34D titties. I know I certainly would! My job in the auto parts warehouse pays reasonable money, and I still live at home with my mum, so?I can save a bit each payday, but the fee from NN will be a nice lump sum to start me off. Maybe I'll pose again in a whi...

The super-stacked, super-sexy Dallas Dixon is not a professional ecdysiast by trade. This is her fantasy, however, and in her fantasies, Dallas can be whoever she wants to be, including a stripper with a rack that will not stop and heavy hangers meant to be sucked all night and day by boobs-lovers like you or me. "I have a regular job," says Dallas. "Modeling is play for me and I love it. There aren't any opportunities where I live to...

…. the piece that finds my privacy and harassment issues so hilarious as to write, “In a goodbye post on Wikipedia, Burch uploaded one of the police reports, which shows Blue’s home address, cell phone digits, driver’s license number, and ? every woman’s nightmare ? her weight.” Yes, the pithy vanity of a woman’s restraining order request — my weight, my ass. Wow, the Weekly is so funny. Here is my ...

Image by habkb. This week’s SF Chronicle column is Pole Dancing Gets Serious: Violet Blue watches gymnasts take over the gentleman’s club sport and turn it into an international competition. It was totally inspired by my visit last week to Sedusa Studios, the largest (and most welcoming) pole-dancing instruction place probably in the world. They did try to teach me one pole trick — I did fall very gracefully. But in the column,...

"My boyfriend really wanted to see this comedian at a comedy club on his last night in town, but I forgot to reserve our seats and we got turned away," said Lisa. "I could see that he was pissed, but he didn't say anything. We drove back to my place in silence and he turned on the TV. I'd been horny all day and was hoping for some action, but I knew he was about ready to go home. So?I fetched my camera and told him I'd pose for NN: th...

The only industry that gets less respect than porn these days is the mortgage industry, which is probably why one mortgage broker gave up the foreclosure game in order to sell a different kind of American Dream. Like a well-financed subprime loan, TheNetGirls offers the promise of a weekend in Vegas with 50 hot internet girls along with food, drinks, and cash prizes ... but will more than likely leave you broke, alone, and wondering how you ever ...

Obviously, calling your website "A Gallery of Nudes" is pretty much all that you need to do to get us interested, but photographer René Felderer goes above and beyond just "A Gallery." There are actually several galleries of quality naked photographs to choose from, because why limit yourself to just one when you could have many, many nudes all in the same place? That's just logic talking! · "A Gallery Of Nudes" (agalleryofnudes.com, via notabout...

Autoerotic asphyxiation may have a pretty bad rap in mainstream media, but trained porn professionals like Fleshbot Crush Object Sasha Grey make it look like just another day at work—providing that your work involves things like getting fucked in the ass while holding a pair of stockings around your neck. Just don't try this at home. There's a reason why she's a trained professional, y'know. (orgasmatrix.com)

When I decided to pose for NN?after my guy had been on at me for months?I was going to do it all out on the streets," said Amber. "But a couple of weird-looking guys saw what I was doing and started following us. That freaked me out, so we grabbed a cab, went to a bar for lunch, then went home to finish up. I got so horny when I was fingering myself that I had a nice, little orgasm. But?I had a huge one when I got banged on the sofa a...

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Well, here I am in Vegas. I haven't been here since my ill-fated wedding here in 1999. I've actually only been here once before that, so I am not a Vegas expert. Thus, I gawked like a rube as we drove down the Strip.I had forgotten how surreal casinos are, how Disney-esque. It's easy to just step out of your life into this non-real world. (Which is exactly what they want you to do, of course.)Musing on that, I thought to myself, I wish I could a...

To know jessica drake—or at least to bump into her semi-regularly—is to be infatuated with jessica drake. That is why hopes are high when Wicked gets around to jessica drake in its contract performer marquee movie rotation. And that drake gets around to Dana DeArmond turns out to be a pleasant surprise in "Kissing Girls." jessica drake is Zoe as today's Wicked Girl on a mission in "Kissing Girls," in which the long-leggedy pornstress...

"A girl came to me and said she wanted to be an [exotic] entertainer and she didn't know what to do and she asked me to teach her. Well, I had never done any erotic dancing so I didn't really know what to teach her. She offered me $500 for one hour. I had some friends in Lexington, Kentucky, who had connections to an adult club there, so I went there just to see what it was all about," Slone tells Voluptuous editor Gary Phillips. "I h...