Image by DAVIDOVSKY. Points of interest in sex include porn as a possible one-a-day vitamin, a sperm donor’s nightmare come true, bad news for gay Catholics, a true Handmaid’s Tale, ABC concluding that porn censorship is leading to “labiaplasty madness” and much more. * An unflinching fan of Ms. Naughty, I was excited to read her post reflecting on her experiences and observations ten years as female-focused, online femal...

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Sure, watching hetero sex is fun and all, but sometimes you just want to see two ladies go at it even more. When you have double the pussy, what's not to love? Now, we can't guarantee that all these babes bat for the home team all of the time, and some of these videos definitely have a third party involved, thus making it more than just two girls having a good time. But hey: we think that might make it even more exciting, since you can really ima...

Allie Haze sits naked on a parapet, Porn Valley spread out below her, her legs firmly closed. She regards with horror a two-foot dildo, even as she gently supports its balls and tenderly grips its shaft. Call the Pulitzer Committee!We know that it just takes a striking boxcover image to make the difference between tearing through the cellophane and watching a movie or donating it to the Grooviest Homeless Shelter in All of Los Angeles, and what m...

Historic Rahway, New Jersey may bear the distinction of being the boyhood home of Milton Friedman, but the libertarian principles that eminent economist spent his life espousing might be a little wan these days in his hometown. It seems that Eliza Gonzalez and family decided to take advantage of recent snowy weather in the Northeast United States to make a Venus de Milo-esque snow sculpture on their front yard, which apparently most of the nei...

I tweeted this video last night, but it’s too amazing to only share there. My dear friend Mojo sent me this video last week when I was sad about pulling my column from the Chron. It will live again elsewhere when I decide on a good home (besides me, many people are missing it and readers are saying they’ll follow it wherever it goes). As for this video, you should only be worried if a) your head is a watermelon and b) this woman is ...

When we visited zaftig Alix Lakehurst during her recent trip to Los Angeles, we wanted to give her an elegant gift she could take home to Chicago. Lucky for her, the OhMiBod Freestyle can also melt snow.It is, of course, the logical progression. If professional ethics, such as they are, don't allow us to go there ourselves, it is only natural to place a vibrator between Lakehurst's legs and control what it does. The OhMiBod, as you probably know,...

Sasha Grey is a very pretty girl...with a very filthy mouth. We've often wondered where her dirty thoughts come from—and, um, if she'd be able to give us a few pointers. As luck would have it, Sasha was more than willing to sit down with us and offer some insight on what motivates her to say such filthy things—and what civilians like us should know before calling a partner a filthy, worthless gutterwhore. Click through the gallery to ...

Image of The Chronicle being printed in their now-closed plant. In 2006 I was tapped from the blogosphere to become San Francisco’s sex columnist. I recently discovered that the SFGate (the online home of the San Francisco Chronicle) is copying my column archives and distorting them. After four weeks of asking the Gate to fix them, they have made it clear that it’s not in their interest to do so. Additionally, they wouldn’t agr...

Meggan Mallone is part Native American, part alien sex fiend, and all organic. Deep within the juicy crevices of her imagination are fantasies waiting to be played out on an unsuspecting world...and only Paul Thomas can channel her."Meggan's Sexy Stories" starts, ironically enough, in front of Fleshbot's Venice Beach, California headquarters, almost directly in front of a certain contributor's house. To be honest, it's a wonder that we didn't end...

"Tristan Taormino's Expert Guide to Advanced Fellatio" is the eleventh installment in Vivid-Ed's "Expert Guide" series, its first advanced guide, and a dramatic departure from anything else that Vivid-Ed has done. And it's pretty fucking fabulous. Studio: Vivid Director: Tristan Taormino Cast: Adrianna Nicole, Charley Chase, Satine Phoenix, Evan Stone, Christian, and Danny Wylde; with special appearances by Bobbi Starr, Mr. Marcus, Marie Luv, Mar...

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You've had sex all over your domicile, and it's starting to get dull. Why not find a new place to have sex? (No, we're not talking about anal.) Let's discuss the ins and outs of screwing in social atmospheres. Before you rush to grab your keys and some condoms, you need to decide what kind of experience you'd like to have, and which of your buttons you'd like to push. For one: How public is public sex? Do you want people to see you, or will your ...