Image by friend Richard Kadrey. Over at Shake Well Before Use, my close friend Ariel Waldman shows us Bedpost, which is still in alpha but endeavors to give users a utility to utterly, possibly scarily geek out with your very own DIY sexual experience data aggregator. It’s either “yay!” or “yikes!” but I think Bedpost looks fun either way — though it could use a little, erm — tweaking when it comes to ge...

A look back at the week that was ... · In case you haven't heard, Jesse Jane is kinda hot. · Are we getting sea sick or is that another Pirate ship on the (very distant) horizon? · Are there any stories from our childhood that haven't been sullied by porn's tender embrace? Just checking, because we want to make sure they all get covered. · Old madams don't die. Seriously, you can't kill this one. · Teagan Presley is where the boys aren't. Literal...

For starters, Atlantis, a 30-year-old secretary from Atlanta, Georgia, is fucking and sucking! Yay, Atlantis! She's 5'6", 122 pounds, and she likes to fuck (her words, not ours), "anything that has a dick attached. A hard dick, of course." Of course. "I don't like having to suck a guy's dick to make it hard. I want it to be that way when I unzip his pants." Ready-made hard-on. That's what Atlantis is all about. Oh, by the way, her nam...

Crystal Gunns looked real good this time. Face, tan, tan-lines, a bit of oil, I think, costume, hairstyle and poses; it all came together real well. Powerhouse sexiness! I love The Gunns Show and her candid photos. She really deserves to be Model of the Year. And so does Christy Marks, smashingly hot in a very well made photo set. I love Delotta Brown. She is one of the "Supreme Women." She has super-fine breasts. Daylene Rio looks sm...

Reyna Mae has plump desires...desires to be an executive for a corporation. This will give her ultimate power over her employees, especially her male employees. Specifically male employees with big dicks who get rock hard instantly at the sight of a woman's large, dangling hangers. Boss Reyna hauls Mikey into her office to give him a reaming but soon winds up on the receiving end of the ream. The moral of the story is that even power ...

It's easy to see why Gianna is currently one of the top porn stars on the big-tit scene. She bangs with all the spunk and heat of six women combined. As a mechanic at Big Tit Tune-Up, Gianna's met her share of rough, demanding customers. She's also met sexist customers who doubt her ability to repair a car because she's a girl and bait her with snotty comments. Nothing gets Gianna more angry. Here she meets Johnny Rod, who wheels his ...

Some girls make you chase them around, spending money, complimenting them, taking them on dates, buying them gifts, and then just when you think you are going to get some, they shaft you and won't put out. Those are the kind of bitches who will get your cock hard and then tell you they've had a great night and that's that. You won't even get a pity blow job or hand job from these cocktease bitches because they claim they aren't that t...

Sadly, none of the pairings in this movie are of actual mothers and daughters; in fact, one participant revealed to me that "even if I had a daughter, I wouldn't have sex near her". But that is why porn is all about fantasy. We were happy to see that the title was not "Fuck My Mommy and Me," but we wish producers had respected us enough to choose some other prop than a goddamn lollipop to denote youth. Couldn't she be texting, or filling out col...

Image via Inkman. Cafe lattes should be frothy, not sex educators. But when I was cruising my Google News feeds and came across the CNN article Ladies: 5 ways to get your sex life going, I clicked it, felt instantly like a total dope for giving them my click, and became frothier than a soy mocha at how utterly wrongheaded, and, well, ignorant, the article is. Because their answer for getting our sex lives going is — dope. In the piece, CNN...

In the original version of the French fairy tale "Beauty and the Beast", a cruel Prince is fated to live as a ghastly creature until he is released from his spell and united with his Princess forever. With various modifications, the story became the basis for several well-known adaptations over the years: artists as diverse as Jean Cocteau and the Disney corporation found inspiration in this classic tale of true love. While we'd love to say that ...