You always remember your first. Whether it's a kiss, blowjob, or the first time you got nasty in a car, there's always something sweet about never having done something before. And this week, all kinds of sweetness are practically overflowing as the bloggers in today's roundup of some our favorite moments from the sex blog scene describe their first lesbian kiss, the proper way to suit up for vehicular fornication, an impromptu quickie, and a tas...

Cassie, we noticed that you have a pierced tongue. Is that 'cause you like to suck dick? "You know it. I love the taste of cock. And from what the guys tell me, they love the feeling of my little tongue stud sliding up and down their prick. I mean, my blowjob skills were good before, but now it's crazy. I can make a guy fall in love with me by the way I suck him off. It can be nice and slow or fast and hard. And I always give special...

Lowlife scuzzball, hanging out in supermarket parking lot, smoking and spitting, picks up a hot chick. Go figure. Gentlemen, this video is all the proof you need that the assholes get all the good girls. He talks her into inviting him back to her place, and it turns out she's just as horny as he is. For the record, Mia is 20 years old and was born in Atlanta, Georgia. She now lives in South Florida, which is where scuzzballs in parkin...

The closest Meggan Malone comes to Lord Aslan in Homegrown Video's "The Chronicals {sic} of Hornia {not-sic}" is mentioning in her pre-flight interview that she just acquired "a baby kitten." And the only Christian allegory that can be found in this video featuring the then-future Vivid contract girl are—well, there are no Christian allegories. What a goddamn gyp. I expect all my porn to somehow relate to the crucifixion. But one thing is ...

The Most Important Movie To Be Released This Or Any Other Summer came out to near unanimous praise last week, but it did have one fatal flaw: it chose to have two horribly disfigured men as the villains instead of, say, a sexy female seductress dressed in a skin-tight catsuit. That's a pretty boneheaded move by the producers if you ask us. But even we didn't realize the missed potential until we saw this post on High on Sex about Catwoman porn. M...

Professional naked lady photographer Richard Kern turns his attention to the lovely Armida, who describes herself as a "gold star lesbian". Which means that she's never ... well, we'll let her explain it all to you in her video. In the meantime, we definitely think she deserves at least a gold star or two from us for talking so candidly about her personal life, not to mention for looking so hot with her clothes off. Maybe even a smiley face too! ...

Imported French sex machine and part-time gynecologist Manuel Ferrara may hold only a tenuous grasp of the English language—we could barely understand a word of his grateful acceptance speech at last year's AVN Awards. But that hasn't stopped legions of Freedom Fry-eating smut fans from admiring his oeuvre. After all, even the most rabidly patriotic among us have to admire the folks who invented the ménage a trois. While we're generally not...