We're pretty sure that ice cream and sex are our two favorite things (pretty sure—the internet might be in their somewhere), so if you gave us the opportunity to have sex to have sex in an ice cream truck, we'd be undressed so fast our clothes would be in the fourth dimension. So, um, we're more than a little jealous that Kitty got to live out our fantasy. Maybe next time the ice cream man will come to our neighborhood instead? (boobieblog....

We hear it all the time at Fleshbot world headquarters: Dudes like it when the ladies take some initiative in the fucking department. Not necessarily in the dominatrix-wielding-a-cattle-prod way (unless that's what you're into, in which case, yay for scary dominatrices with cattle prods)! Clearly, women who know what they want and how to get it are intriguing and sexy. The take-charge ladies in this week's Sex Blog Roundup are just that: from sad...

We all know that porn sex isn't exactly like real life sex—in many cases, what we see on screen bears very little resemblance to what goes on in the bedroom (like have you tried to do reverse cowgirl for real? It kinda sucks.). And there's one area where this is particularly egregious: why is it that just about every man in porn reaches orgasm... with his own hand? Not only is it not realistic—it denies the ladies of porn the privileg...

We've all heard those lines about how pornstars have low self esteem, but frankly, we just don't buy it. Just look at Julia Bond, for instance—she's totally full of self esteem. Some might even say that she has too much self esteem, in fact; just look at her, making out with herself in the mirror! Though, come to think of it, if we were Julia, we'd probably be doing the same (to be honest, you'd have a really, really hard time prying our li...

The nuns taught us that "Tom Byron's House of Ass" had many mansions, and we didn't understand it then and we don't understand it now. What is important is that this 10th installment is the last installment ("I'm going to take a break," Byron says) and that in this house, Charley Chase has a fantastic basement. What is the thematic difference between Byron's series "Lord of Asses" and "House of Ass" other than, say, spelling? Perhaps this confusi...

I’ve heard a lot of people talking about sex-positivity, especially on teh interwebs. But I don’t see as much clarity around it as I’d like. So here’s my take on what it. First off, what sex-positivity isn’t: Sex-positivity isn’t about how much sex you have, how many partners you have, what types of sex you have, or how often you have it. It’s not about being wild and crazy. It’s not about being a s...

Image “Carrie - One Blip Before Her Sleepy Face is Lickety Split From The Cake, You Bet The Cat Will Land With a Fliff But Fuck No For The Perfume or Steak” by Merkley??? This week’s SF Chron column is not called “Naked In My Sink For Merkley???” as it says on the front page of SF Gate right now (it’s cool — love ya, guys!), but is actually called There’s Something About Merkley??? Local underground...

Beautiful Aria Giovanni isn't just a topless wrestler, world traveller, and model—she's also an experienced cook. And, what's more, she'd like to use her knowledge of foodstuffs to help out those of us who maybe don't cook so well. So, in a somewhat bizarre partnership with Hollywood Tuna, Aria's offering cooking lessons via YouTube. The first lesson? How to hard boil an egg. Who knew something so simple could be so sexy? Video after the ju...

To be quite honest, we're never that sure what to make of European directors working in the American porn market. For starters, they come from cultures where sexuality is viewed far more liberally, so things that we might consider extreme or super filthy tend to be little more than run of the mill sex acts to them. Such is the heavy price we pay for our Puritanical roots (though on the flip side, they do give us wonderful taboo kicks when we viol...

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Images by High Gloss Dolls / Fraulein Ehrhardt. However, if a couple of Fraulein Ehrhardt’s handpicked models — the High Gloss Dolls — got in a catfight and scratched each others’ latex couture off, it would be one very expensive row, indeed. Not that I wouldn’t pay to see such a thing, and I imagine that’s what’s behind the payzone on the High Gloss Dolls website — but really, I just don’t ca...

It looks like Richard Kern is back in Mexico, doing what he does best (i.e. taking pictures of beautiful women). This time he's tracked down Ana Lucia, a lovely Argentinian model/actress formerly known as "The Sweet Little Ass from 7th Grade"—though she'll always be the Sweet Little Ass to us. Like any good Kern model, Ana Lucia's well versed in fascinating topics like the collapse of the Argentinian economy... and she really enjoys a good ...

Vikki Blows, Kitty Lea; Kitty Lea, Vikki Blows... we like them both so much, it's hard to pick between the two. But thanks to the latest issue of Front, we don't have to choose: we can enjoy both busty beauties for the price of one lad mag (or online for free, whatever). Now if we could just figure out a way to get these two lovelies to start making out... well, we'd never have to leave the house ever again. . . . galleryPost('kittyleavikkiblows...