G'day, Australia! Have we told you lately that we love you? Because we do! You've got beautiful beaches, all those adorable kangaroos—and of course you gave us "Picnic at Hanging Rock", which is now a musical! And we almost forgot the best reason to love you: all those hot Aussie athletes like the ones on display at GayFooty. We may not be familiar with the intricacies of your Australian Rules Football or even everyday rugby, but we can pla...

These are from an erotic comic called The College Of Erotic Science by Ferocius: I have heard guys scoff — in theory, as these opportunities arise rarely outside of porn and your better class of orgies — at this sort of woman-sharing. Usually they proclaim, loudly, that they’d never do such a thing because your [...]

Apparently, there is a new celebrity sex tape… and it’s (gonna be) huge. Starring: Madonna and Alex Rodriguez (also known as A-Rod). Some guy filmed them having sex on a sofa and he is asking $2 million for the tape. He is now threatened with (big) lawsuit. My thoughts: this way or another every celebrity sex tape finds its way online. If there is really Madonna sex tape, I’m sure we’ll see it in next few weeks. To be hone...

Unisex bathrooms sure are fun huh? Well, this hot little teenie sure thinks so. She hides in a stall waiting for the right guy to unzip to take a leak! Nothing like getting a look at the good before diving right in huh? Well this lucky guy made the grade and now he has a hot little teen all over his cock. We do like those horny teenies. Click here to see the sample movies!

Cassie, we noticed that you have a pierced tongue. Is that 'cause you like to suck dick? "You know it. I love the taste of cock. And from what the guys tell me, they love the feeling of my little tongue stud sliding up and down their prick. I mean, my blowjob skills were good before, but now it's crazy. I can make a guy fall in love with me by the way I suck him off. It can be nice and slow or fast and hard. And I always give special...

Lowlife scuzzball, hanging out in supermarket parking lot, smoking and spitting, picks up a hot chick. Go figure. Gentlemen, this video is all the proof you need that the assholes get all the good girls. He talks her into inviting him back to her place, and it turns out she's just as horny as he is. For the record, Mia is 20 years old and was born in Atlanta, Georgia. She now lives in South Florida, which is where scuzzballs in parkin...

In our first look at Jayla, a 19-year-old student from Jacksonville, Florida, she fucks and sucks for the NaughtyMag.com cameras. Nice introduction, honey. "I know I'm gonna be walking around waiting for some guy to come up to me and say, ?Are you the girl I saw in Naughty Neighbors?'" she said. "That would be so cool. I mean, I love having guys check me out in the mall and stuff when I'm out with my friends or my boyfriend, but to kn...

Caribbean island girl who was born in Jamaica and lives in London. She works in a bank as a teller. Not a very exciting job so she decided to perk her life up by nude modeling. "I enjoy my job but what can I say? It's a job and like most girls in my situation, I live for the weekend. My girls and I go out clubbing, Friday and Saturday. Sometimes we get lucky. I attract all the guys who like a girl with some meat on her bones and big t...

A link to the new column, about how poly people don't get toaster-ovens. I drank a fair amount of very nice wine last night. Max and Puck and I went to dinner at Armani's house, which was just lovely, and he showed us his wine cellar, and we cracked some seals. Now, I like wine - champagne, especially. But I don't really think much about it, or talk the whole wine-talk thing while I'm drinking it. I pretty much just knock it back and say, Mmmm...

So, like, we have gone on at some point about how the combination of digital cameras and mirrors is the greatest gift to amateur porn fans since ... well, ever, haven't we? No? Well, we promise to whip up something eloquent as soon as we finish persuing this Flickr gallery of purloined photos wherein a couple dozen random guys add an assortment of cellphones, abs, and body hair removal treatments to that heady mix. Oh, and some vanilla wafers too...