The nuns taught us that "Tom Byron's House of Ass" had many mansions, and we didn't understand it then and we don't understand it now. What is important is that this 10th installment is the last installment ("I'm going to take a break," Byron says) and that in this house, Charley Chase has a fantastic basement. What is the thematic difference between Byron's series "Lord of Asses" and "House of Ass" other than, say, spelling? Perhaps this confusi...

Image “Carrie - One Blip Before Her Sleepy Face is Lickety Split From The Cake, You Bet The Cat Will Land With a Fliff But Fuck No For The Perfume or Steak” by Merkley??? This week’s SF Chron column is not called “Naked In My Sink For Merkley???” as it says on the front page of SF Gate right now (it’s cool — love ya, guys!), but is actually called There’s Something About Merkley??? Local underground...

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If you like watching me getting all sudsy and messy in the shower then you will like this update as well I got so horny here actually that I had a suction cup dildo… and fucked myself on the seat.. watch me get soooo crazy! Luv Lori

"Surfer Girls 2": a porn in which the girlfriends of the Beach Boys fuck sharks, wax their surfboards with semen, and adorn their genitals with kelp. Or, er, maybe not. Look, in all the hustle and bustle and what have you, we may not have actually watched this movie, or even picked it up from the store. But whatever: the good people at PopPorn have put together a review that tells us everything we need to know about this instant classic from "Sha...

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There's a lot of sex worker stuff in the news lately, isn't there?So yes, I've been reading about the busts at the tanning salon/brothels on Aurora Ave. I have some sympathy for the female manager who got arrested, seeing as how I once managed a "sensual touch" business myself. And just because you read something in the paper doesn't make it true. However, if she and the owner really were running women in and out of other states, through three di...

Commuting to and fro on public transportation sucks. Let's face it, you are cramped into small spaces with less-than-pleasant smelling folks and you are forced to listen to their babble and their complaints while you pray that the next stop is yours so you can get off and be freed from your transport prison. And no matter what you do, the total suck-factor of commuting this way will not improve. While we cannot make your transit exper...

Alexis Silver remembered how SCORE found her in the UK, in this month's interview. "Well, it was about five years ago, I think, so I would've been 23. I was lap dancing at the time, and the guys were like, 'Oh, you should do Page 3,' which in the UK is the tabloid newspapers, and on the third page they have pictures of topless girls. So I contacted a studio in Leeds and said, 'I want to do some glamour modeling.' As it turned out, I ...

Samantha Sanders and Sapphire. Knockin' Nipples. The meeting of two jaw-dropping mammazons. Like Wonder Woman meeting Xena, Warrior Princess. Except our girls have much bigger tits and asses. They could smother a man to death with their big, fat, creamy jugs. Like drowning in velvet. If this pair-off doesn't tear a hole in your boxers, these girls will give up and become nuns. To see them together is a once in a lifetime happening, be...

Kiki D'Aire—you may know her by any of what seems like a couple of dozen spellings of Kiki D'Aire—is one of those girls who is just so darn cute that you can overlook things like her not being in porn anymore. Or is she? Read more after the gap, if you—well, just read more after the gap. Hey, wait a minute ? Kiki is back in porn! Or so the rumors went this summer. Reports placed the newly energized and rebusted beauty in LA and ...

If you were of-age in the 1980s, you may have gone with your buds to a nightclub where two of the most popular fads of the '80s were at full power. We're talkin' mud-wrestling and foxy boxing. Of the two, the foxy boxing matches tended to be as realistic as pro wrestling. But sometimes they were legit. Either way, no one cared if the matches were faked, fixed or for-real. Everyone just wanted to down a few beers and have a great time ...

It's been much too long since Romina's last pictorial. She makes up for lost time by playing in the sun. The past three years have brought us many enjoyable photos. We were lucky Romina discovered that she liked taking her boobs out. "My mother's boobs are more or less like mine. But my sisters really have nothing," Romina revealed. "I always wear a bra, except when I sleep or I do a special photo set. At first, I was ashamed of my bo...