O­u­r teenie m­asseu­se is stil­l­ p­racticing and getting qu­ite go­o­d at m­assages. H­er p­ro­b­l­em­ co­m­es wh­en th­e b­o­dy­ sh­e is m­assaging is a girl­. Sh­e ju­st gets distracted b­y­ th­at h­o­t p­u­ssy­. Wel­l­ it IS a f­u­l­l...

Because you shouldn't have to lift a finger this weekend, unless it's to ... uh, you know. · Amber Easton (pornio.net) · Angelie (go-girls-go.com) · Cherokee (join2babes.com) · Danae A (babesanatomy.com) · Edita Fox (glam0ur.com) · Faith (bestbosoms.com) · Gina (pmates.com) · Hayden (nextdoormania.com) · Illeanas (hottystop.com) · Jasmine Sinclair (shermsshack.com) · Ka...

As frequent restaurant patrons, we know a lot about good (and bad) service. Yet somehow, even in the fanciest of restaurants we've never seen a waitstaff quite as attentive as the ones you'll see in today's video roundup. We hope they were tipped very generously — they certainly all the tips they can get. After the jump, check out ten restaurant service professionals who deserve way more than 20%. . . . newVideoPlayer("/waiter_1_fleshbot.f...

Despite the fact that Comedy Central's "Indecision 2008" blog has just described newly minted Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin as being "as MILFy as they come", we're having a hard time finding any pictures of her that would convince us whether she actually looks as good in a bikini as Helen Mirren does. Why couldn't she have been governer of a state that was a little warmer, fer crissakes? (blog.indecision2008.com - thanks Eric...

Nipples: puffy or petite, dark or pale, big or small... we like them all. Come on, they're nipples— what's not to love? It's even a fun word to say! Today, however, we are heeding PCBHo's request and celebrating a very specific type of nipple: those pale and perfect, barely there nipples that reward every effort to find them. Lean in nice and close to your monitor and check them out after the jump. (But not too close; you don't want to get ...

Confession of weakness … Can you believe that I’ve not seen Lars and the Real Girl, and have no plans to see Vicky Christina or whatever that poly/threesome/swinger/group movies is? I should, of course. Especially the real girl movie, which looks poignant, real, and funny. Not to mention directly related to my beat. But I have no oomph for it. I so rarely get to the movies anymore (at home or at the theater) that I just lack the pati...

David Duchovny pioneers the hottest new form of celebrity rehab—sex addiction. We blame ourselves—all the clues were there, but sometimes a lie is best told between two truths. (usmagazine.com + genregirls.blogspot.com)

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Fi­r­st and­ for­em­­ost, y­ou­ shou­l­d­ know­ that C­ar­m­­en Hay­es d­oesn’t fu­c­k ar­ou­nd­. She i­s a bu­sty­ bi­tc­h w­hose atti­tu­d­e i­s al­m­­ost as bi­g as her­ ti­tti­es and­ she has been i­n the bi­z l­o...

Katy­ was d­i­scov­ered­ b­y one of ou­r b­reast-i­m­­p­ressed­ tal­ent scou­ts i­n eastern Eu­rop­e. She’s 5′8″, 159 l­b­s. and­ m­­easu­res 40-28-41. Her cu­p­ si­z­e i­s 38F and­ her areol­a i­s 2.37″ i­n d­i­am­­eter. Ka­ty s...

When you took your SATs last year, doubtless you encountered the analogy "Love is to porn as sports is to X." And if for X you chose "professional wrestling" you will be delighted with today's feature film spotlight, which combines porn and wrestling in the same way couchbound people yearned for Alien and Predator to get it on. . . . The latest of porn's attempts to marry the pageantry of wrestling to the domain of fake internal popshots, "Not Ra...