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Well, here I am in Vegas. I haven't been here since my ill-fated wedding here in 1999. I've actually only been here once before that, so I am not a Vegas expert. Thus, I gawked like a rube as we drove down the Strip.I had forgotten how surreal casinos are, how Disney-esque. It's easy to just step out of your life into this non-real world. (Which is exactly what they want you to do, of course.)Musing on that, I thought to myself, I wish I could a...

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So yeah, that article in the New York Times today about hot Olympic bodies? In addition to all the eye candy, it turns out it's the first time the Grey Lady has printed the word "XTube" as well (and no, that online mention in a Freakonomics column a few months ago doesn't count). We're still waiting for them to use the terms "bulgewatch", "ass smoothie", and "dirt pipe milkshake" ... but for now we'll take what we can get. Baby steps, y'all! (eri...

Image by Niqi. This goth hottie is the delicious contrast to the hot boy fodder I have in store for you today — jocks! I know, you’re like, um… huhuhuh? I wish I had a whole pile of hot gothy boys like the one above to toss you into with a bottle of the finest olive oil, but it’s the sporting types who stole the show this week. There was a real, actual scandal of sorts when it was discovered that “a University of Ne...

A good number of teh gays are up in arms today over news that one of the founders of alleged culture-destroying hookup site Manhunt donated a hefty chunk of change to John McCain's presidential campaign; many are even calling for a boycott of the site in retaliation, Which could only be a good thing, since we assume they'll now be donating all that money and time that was formerly spent trawling for cock towards things like supporting progressive...

We're glad that there are even more dedicated folks out there collecting photos of Olympic hotties from the news wires this week and posting them in blogs like this one; that way we don't have to spend our time watching NBC twenty hours a day to see which athletes are worth keeping an eye on and instead can devote our time to ... uh, reading blogs for twenty hours a day to see which athletes are worth keeping an eye on. We guess that makes things...

You know, we've barely mentioned Johnny Castle in weeks. Months, even! Of course, we've thought about him a lot during our off hours, but we haven't heard much from him these days. Not even on his blog, which seems to have come to a halt two entries in (and which doesn't have an RSS feed anyway, so he could've published the porn version of "War and Peace" and we probably wouldn't have noticed). "Surely", we thought to ourselves, "one of America's...

This YouTube user's outstanding (and outstandingly lengthy) homage to straight porn hunk Hakan Serbes is notable for three things: (1) its weird way of blocking out every ladypart with topographical maps; (2) its blow-by-blow recap of the infamous, totally homoerotic MMF scene Hakan does with Nacho Vidal in "Face Dance Obsession"; and (3) its charmingly clunky English-as-a-Second-Language description: "Hakan is the 'Babe' of gay men. They have be...