Somebody at Lethal Hardcore needs to do some mind-making-up about just exactly who is fucking what. For one thing, what are we talking about—Chocolate or Beef? We're not saying the two don't go together—one delicious accident at a wedding buffet convinced us of that—but most people aren't going to jump at a nice spicy roast covered in liquefied 70% Askinosie Arriba Nacional, even if they should (that's like a two hundred dollar ...

The first time I ever saw Silvia Saint—on the cover of "The Academy"—I thought I was looking at a Real Doll, but extensive examination of her movies proved she was a walking, talking, fucking human being. That cover, though, still has an otherworldly quality to it, as though Silvia isn't made of quite the same stuff as the rest of us. Silvia retired a while ago, but every time I see that cover, I think back to the late nineties, when ...