Somebody at Lethal Hardcore needs to do some mind-making-up about just exactly who is fucking what. For one thing, what are we talking about—Chocolate or Beef? We're not saying the two don't go together—one delicious accident at a wedding buffet convinced us of that—but most people aren't going to jump at a nice spicy roast covered in liquefied 70% Askinosie Arriba Nacional, even if they should (that's like a two hundred dollar ...

The first time I ever saw Silvia Saint—on the cover of "The Academy"—I thought I was looking at a Real Doll, but extensive examination of her movies proved she was a walking, talking, fucking human being. That cover, though, still has an otherworldly quality to it, as though Silvia isn't made of quite the same stuff as the rest of us. Silvia retired a while ago, but every time I see that cover, I think back to the late nineties, when ...

Every heavy hitting crew has its own dynamic—even the Rat Pack took turns sharing the limelight. And so it is over at Jules Jordan video, where an all star crew of award winning directors continues to win us over with a dazzling array of filth so wonderful, we have no choice but to unabashedly pledge our continual love to this studio. From what we can tell, Alexander DeVoe seems like the quiet one over at Jules Jordan Video. If Jules is the...

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Image by Option8. Carol Queen just sent me this story in the Guardian UK Porn bill for couple who can’t download, which I’d been looking at with a furrowed brow for the past day or so trying to put all the pieces together. And it clicked. You’ll see in the URL string that it says “porn bill mistake” but I think there’s likely something much more malfeasant than a mistake behind the P-2-P (peer to peer file shar...