I haven’t seen one in real life, but got the email about its alleged clitoral prowess (and rechargeability) so now I’m really wondering how this thing stacks up: The Femblossom. It’s not cheap, but it’s on sale for $80 right now, which is still a bit of a stretch for those who’ve just been “Yes, We Canned.” According to Babeland, “Reach parts of your clitoris you didn’t know existed and vibrat...

The city planning board of Vassalboro, Maine just gave a unanimous go-ahead to Donald Crabtree's genius idea of a topless coffee shop. Caffeine? Definite stimulant. Probably a necessity for most of us. But caffeine and BOOBS? There's not a more eye-opening, mouth-watering combination, in our opinion. . . . Image courtesy of Delilah Day (delilahday.com)

First the banks, then car manufacturers; when will Big Porn receive bailout money for years of steadily dropping DVD sales? Larry Flynt's hat is in his hand so yours will remain free. Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis and Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt are petitioning the newly convened 111th Congress to provide a financial bailout for the adult entertainment industry. Adult industry leaders Flynt and Francis sent a joint request to Congres...

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Sure, Lucy Pinder is the Sexiest Nuts Babe Of All—but who was her competition? The other 99 Sexiest Nuts Babes Ever, of course. · Nuts Magazine's 100 Sexiest Nuts Babes Ever - 01/09 (dailypoa.com)

Socialitelife.com just noticed that Brit's tits are getting smaller. Okay, so before she even made it out of her teens, she supposedly got a boob job, and now they're disappearing again. Aaaaalright. The article even references vagina dentata, but we're not even going to touch that one. Really, would YOU want to? (socialiteife.celebuzz.com)

Since you guys enjoyed looking at naked freckled girls oh so much, we figured we'd take things up a notch. And what's better than naked freckled girls? Why, naked freckled girls... having sex! (Duh!) From fine little Faye to spunky Penny, curly headed Audrey to pale blonde Charlotte, there's nothing quite like seeing a freckled girl getting rammed (to put it nicely). We're not sure what it is about these speckled sweeties, but they seem to know t...

XCritic may have deemed "Not The Bradys XXX 2" one of the top porns of 2008—but Popporn has some different ideas. And since we're (kind of) a democracy, we thought we'd let both sides speak. XCritic adored the parody plot and the luscious Teagan Presley, Buckton and Morgan were less than impressed. But at least there's one thing we can all agree on: a lot of ladies get their eyes came on... and there ain't nothin' wrong with that. ://poppor...

Don't we all just love to get our hands on beautiful, pink, delicate things and then ravage them until all vestige of their innocence is lost? Haven't we all fantasized about those girls who will uncomplainingly throw their legs behind their heads and smile daintily while they wait for the gift of your bludgeoning manhood? So what do you get when you put pretty pink pussies together with delicate diminutive dancers? Why, an exponentiation of that...

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1980 was a banner year in Czechoslovakia—a bumper crop of porn stars was born there on this day: Bibi Fox, Viktorie, Ellen, Veronika Cicolina, Baby Fox and Melanie Crush all arrived on?wait, what? Um. It turns out that Bibi Fox, Viktorie, Ellen, Veronica Cicolina, Baby Fox and Melanie Crush don't just have the same birthday—they're the same girl. What a relief for their mom ? imagine knowing that all six of your beautiful blonde daugh...

As you read this, your fearless leader is somewhere above flyover country, on her way to the land of casinos, convention centers, and pornstars. It's that time again: the Adult Entertainment Expo is upon us! For the next few days, two members of Team Fleshbot (or as we like to call ourselves, Lux and Gram) will be reporting to you live from the Sands Expo Center, giving you an inside look at all the Vegas action (and trying really hard to get Sup...