It's been so long since the first installment of "PG Porn" that we'd thought the project had been entirely abandoned. But no: "PG Porn" is back just in time for Christmas—and with Belladonna in tow! This time around, it's a two part "Peanus" special, with Charlie Brown & co. all grown up(ish) and ready to get randy. Unlike "Nailing Your Wife," "Peanus" actually slips into sexy territory with some implied sexxin' and such, but the ending... ...

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Back in the days when I got my news about porn movies from tatty magazines scavenged from the backs of bookstores, I saw a picture of Erica Boyer, whose 52nd birthday is today. It was not any of these pictures, although the first one is similar. I don't know what movie it was from, although at least part of it took place in a bar, on the floor. Erica was lean and shone with sweat. She might have been wearing a headband. There was a guy on top of ...

At first listen, it may seem as though Lucy Lee is bragging about her amazing "bonsai" blowjob—but we suspect she's actually saying her oral skills are "banzai." Yes, we'll admit that we spent several whole minutes trying to figure out some similarities between the ministrations of Lucy's mouth and, well, the art of cultivating miniature trees, but it seems far more likely that she's trying to tell us that her blowjobs last ten thousand ye...

Our reader, Matt J, have recently visited Pattaya and was it a fruitful visit! He had a petite ladyboy Lo spend a night with him during which he came countless times, and now he says he’ll be coming back for more. Who wouldn’t? I recently indulged a few of my fantasies in Pattaya with a very sexy Katoey who like me enjoys latex and smoking. Lo is a petite 5ft 5in ladyboy who came onto me in a bar looking for company and to make a bu...

Photo of Sexiest Geek Couple 2009 Jessy Cowan-Sharp and Robbie Schingler by rocketqueen. Researched and culled all year, then boiled down with nominations and my own personal invention: the trademarked, nerdlust-powered, drink-dispensing, algorithmic GILF-O-Tron 9000 — it’s the Top Ten Sexy Geeks of 2009. To say that I got more nominations than I could handle would be an understatement — and yes, some people even tried to stuff ...

Shockingly enough, SuicideGirls has been around for over seven years, during which they've amassed a formidable army of models, conquered several small countries, and put out not one, but two, books full of pretty pictures. The first time SuicideGirls put out a book, they made one fatal mistake: instead of just focusing on the stuff that makes SuicideGirls great (i.e. photos of hot naked girls), they cluttered the whole thing up with a bunch of w...

Culton the bag boy (they don't call him bag boy for nothing) helps the juggilicious Diamond Knights carry her groceries to her apartment. Wow, where do you sign up for this job? Her huge melons keep falling out of her dress. She's not wearing a bra and the top of her dress just can't contain these heavy knockers. Playing coy, she asks him what's heavier, the store-bought honeydew or her honeydews. Then she asks him if he would like to...

Natasha is a cougar with tight, toned legs and a very naughty disposition. So when her son's friend comes over to borrow some equipment, she makes sure to lure him into the kitchen with the promise of a delicious breakfast of pancakes. What he doesn't know is that she will be pouring the syrup for said pancakes down her legs, over her toes and into his mouth. Sounds like a sticky situation but this young man has quite the appeti...

We've seen Erica Lauren, a 54-year-old from Los Angeles, California. But this is the first time we're seeing her with a cock in her mouth, pussy and, yes, her ass. This devoted wife and mother has gone the porn-star route! "I have sex almost every day, either with my husband, a couple we met or on camera with a hung stud I didn't even know an hour earlier," she said. "I'm having more sex than I ever had in my life, and I'm loving it. ...

Image by Marianna Gomes. I’ve long known about sneezing fetishism — those who collect and eroticize sneezing images, or those who get off watching a sneeze. For some, it’s the moment right before the sneeze that does it for them. But we’re not talking about them. (Though this article is interesting.) We’ve been told that the muscles used during a sneeze are some of the same ones used during orgasm, but it turns out t...

Oy, Christmas. Sometimes we get a little farblondzhet with the Christmas mishegas. For Fleshbot Jews (and there are lots of us), Chanukah starts Sunday. Light a candle, read some porn. Madeline's got donuts for glazing. We love Christmastime here at Fleshbot. It's almost as good as Halloween for flashing up photos of nubile ladies in decidedly slutty poses (Santa hat + candycane, anyone?). But lest we forget, Chanukah starts Sunday, and Heebs far...

In a scant few months, Stevie Hart has gone from being brand new to Porn Valley to a full-fledged Crush Object, and now she's testing the waters as a topless video reviewer. Girl moves fast! Given that she shot her first hardcore scene with the legendary Mr. Marcus, it seems only fitting that Stevie's first ever topless video review discusses New Sensations's "It Barely Fits 3." We see a great future for Stevie in the world of things barely fitti...