While the rest of the industry has gone parody silly, knocking off everything from our childhood sitcom viewing so far except "Three's Company" [Ed. Nope, they did that one too!], DCypher (that's me) thought it would be funny to spoof spoofs, with a porn poking fun of "At The Movies." You have to admit that Adam & Eve contract darling Bree Olson and redophile heartthrob Faye Reagan are much sexier to watch than Ebert & Roeper, right? Referencing ...

With Christmas just a few weeks away, it’s time to order the kinky Christmas presents for your girlfriend, here is my recommendations. 1: Latex handbag for going out- by Latexa. 2: Figure hugging latex corset from Simon O. 3: Leather paddle with the word PIG. 4: Fetish: Fashion, Sex and Power by Valerie Steele. 5: Sexy 5″ pumps in black leather. 6: Lady Finger - a classic vibe. 7: Latexa uniform dress, red latex stockings and black r...

Hey, Dakoda. Have you ever had a cock in your pussy? "No, I'm a virgin. I've never even put a dildo up there before. This is actually going to be my first time. I've put a finger in there when I?play with myself, but I?don't know if I?can fit all this plastic in my hole. But my friends told me that as long as I?get super wet it should work." What are you going to do to get wet? "I guess I'm going to do what any normal girl would.....

Image via Daily Mail UK. The homage to Goldfinger in Quantum of Solace was no mistake, plus it was incredibly sexy; Gemma Arterton as Agent Fields demise by skin slicked design was totally as sexy as Shirley Eaton drowned in gold as Jill Masterson 44 years ago. Image via 006 Bond Girls. Daily Mail UK tells — and shows us with some pretty sexy ‘making of’ Gemma Arterton’s oil slick death scene pics, Casino Royale was a huge...

Last week, we sang the praises of fingering—and really, what's fisting but fingering taken to its natural conclusion? Sure, there are some who may see fisting as "extreme" or "kinky"—but we think it's more along the lines of a good thing made oh so much better. Our top fisting picks, after the jump. . . . newVideoPlayer("/fistblond.flv", 506, 423,""); Blonde gets fisted newVideoPlayer("/fistplay.flv", 506, 423,""); Playing with t...

Some say that the standards for womanly beauty are quite narrow: pale, perfect skin; thin waist; high, firm breasts; gracefully swelling hips; long, shiny hair. To that we say "pah." We think girls are hot for reasons that have little to do with body type or hair cut. This week's round-up of the steamiest moments in the sex-blog scene focuses on women who are absolutely gorgeous when they're screaming in pleasure. We don't really think their love...

1: Latex handbag for going out. 2: Figure hugging latex corset from Simon O. 3: Leather paddle with the word PIG. 4: Fetish: Fashion, Sex and Power by Valerie Steele. 5: Sexy 5″ pumps in black leather. 6: Lady Finger - a classic vibe. 7: Latexa uniform dress, red latex stockings and black riding whip. 8: Latex catmask hood in two colors. 9: WARMup massage oil with heating effect.

"All my girlfriends shave their pussies, but I leave a little hair on mine. No one has actually seen mine anyway, but one boy did touch it. He put his finger inside and I got all wet. I was a little embarrassed at first but he told me that was normal and then he licked the wet stuff off his finger! And he told me he liked the hair I had down there, and that it was so soft and fluffy. So I'm leaving it there for him. Screw what my girl...

Get your copy here. It’s not supposed to be on shelves until December 11, but it’s shipping *now* (and I got my hands on a red-hot copy). Best Women’s Erotica 2009 is my newest anthology — explicit lit by women, written by astoundingly talented women from all over the world. It’s so fucking hot that when I read the first story in the collection to my lover, I was instantly jumped and deliciously molested. True story....

We've always been fans of a little fingering action (even if we've never been fans of the word fingering—or fingerpop or fingerbang, for that matter). For some reason, though, we've never seen much of the fingering action in actual porn—though it's certainly a substantial part of many an offscreen sex life, onscreen it seems to disappear. Well, we've had enough of that. We demand more fingering! And for those of you who feel the same,...

Stretching her legs and making her muscles flex as far as they can, makes Lacey feel absolutely horny and wanton. So, instead of finishing her yoga session, she decides to give her fingers a workout as she runs them along her gash until she is shuddering from the waves of pleasure coursing through her pussy. We don't know what we like more: Lacey's laced-up, cotton socks or her sexy, bald pussy. Regardless, you'll never get more from ...

Hey, Christine. You've got a hot bod. Do you like to show it off? "Yup. Sometimes when I'm riding in the car with one of my girlfriends I'll flash my titties to a guy driving next to us or I'll stick my ass out of the window. They get all excited and start honking and asking for more. If the guy is cute, I might give him another peek. I have to be careful, though. I don't want anyone to get in an accident 'cause of my boobs!" So you...

Almost as delightful as the svelte but pneumatic body of Laura Lion is the text accompanying these pictures on what we hope (but doubt) is really her blogspot account. There's absolutely no doubt in our minds what we would do with her when we look at the perfect clarity of those big tits, the clean lines of her hips and the strong, muscular curves of her thighs, but when we read what (we fervently hope but still doubt) she has written to accompan...