newVideoPlayer("/True_Boobs.flv", 506, 423,""); In spite of the show's brilliant viral marketing, we somehow managed to miss the first few episodes of "True Blood," HBO's vampire drama. But after tuning in last night, we have a feeling we'll be keeping a closer watch on the series. Forget the whole vampire thing: there are boobs in this show. And not just any boobs—famous boobs! Anna Paquin's boobs! Our subscription to HBO just paid for it...

Who doesn't remember that scene in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off", when the busty nurse arrives at his house with a delivery of flowers and balloons? She utters that famous poem, "I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, 'cause I'm the nurse who likes to..." Well, this scenario is kind of like that. You see, Sarah is a nurse who can't stand it when her male patients have any kind ...

Image via Cate. Signs of an economic downturn were already everywhere until the shizznet really hit the fan within the past couple of weeks, and one sector that was showing it was sex (and especially sex writing/blogging — sex entertainment). So what does that mean to everyone who’s uttered the blanket statement “sex sells” and thought it was a truism? In this week’s SF Chronicle column Sex Doesn’t Sell: Violet...

The doctor is in, and she is into all the kink you crave. When Anthony confesses to his shrink, Dr. Lauren, that he has fantasies about sucking and tasting ladies' feet and shoes, he is embarrassed and wants a cure for his madness. Well, luckily for this patient, Dr. Lauren knows exactly how to treat this condition. She tells him that the only way to get over his foot fetish is to explore his fantasy. Like any dutiful doctor, she is w...

Carol Brown was the winner of one of Voluptuous magazine's earliest Model of the Year contests. The British blouse wrecker won the title for 1998. She retired shortly afterwards and none of her old chums here heard a peep from her until this year when a staff member began making inquiries about her. Once he learned Carol was interested in again standing bare before the cameras, there was no stopping what must be. The "new version" Car...

Take a good, long look at the bodacious tatas in your line of sight. Aren't they fucking marvelous in all their bounteous glory? We thought so, too. Christy sure does look hot in this corseted, tits-popping-out-everywhere outfit and honestly, that's why we like it. When we tried to describe it to someone, we said, 'Yeah, the one where she is in that corseted, tits-popping-out-everywhere outfit," and they promptly corrected us and said...

Photo from Kink.com’s website, Fucking Machines. Inspired by the panel I was on for Arse Elektronika last weekend, I wrote this week’s column about the why’s of sex with machines — obviously I can write a whole book on this topic, as it’s consumed me for so many years and is a sideline study project. But I think you’ll really like Why Machine Sex? Violet Blue goes deep undercover to find out why women like to h...

Take a good, long look at the bodacious tatas in your line of sight. Aren't they fucking marvelous in all their bounteous glory? We thought so, too. Christy sure does look hot in this corseted, tits-popping-out-everywhere outfit and honestly, that's why we like it. When we tried to describe it to someone, we said, 'Yeah, the one where she is in that corseted, tits-popping-out-everywhere outfit," and they promptly corrected us and said...

Image by GordReece, thanks Mike! We just had our famous, huge leather pride festival Folsom Street Fair here in San Francisco (yesterday), and the above versions of lovely leather pride spinoff Obama / Shepard Fairey paste-ups started appearing… Fairey has a show in town right now, though no word yet if he’s behind the prank. This one’s really excellent, too.

The New York Times made Katie "Jordan" Price famous to everyone who reads the Sunday New York Times, and now fans of Polish boobie magazine CKM will become very well acquainted with her too. Of course, we feel like we've known her forever, so it's more like a class reunion than anything. (dailypoa.com)

It is probably a cortical-level urge to want to see women in tight clothes and roller skates; I imagine it has something to do with the increased speed with which they can be mashed together. It is this laser-focus on a basic human need that sets "Roller Dollz" apart from other porn fare this month. . . . Why "Roller Dollz" (which I have seen) is as good as, if not better than, "Pirates 2", (which I have not yet seen): 1. The stakes aren't as hi...

OhMiBod may have a name that's a clever(ish) play on one of the world's most instantly recognizable brands, and their most famous products may be iPod-compatible vibrators. But that shouldn't lead you to think that they're a one trick sex toy company: in addition to their Apple-centric vibes, they also make vibrators that work with any cell phone, one of which managed to land in my lap last week. The Boditalk Escort is a small pink bullet vibe. B...

In this weekly forum round-up, LoveHoney aims to bring you all the best bits from our very own community forums! Whether you want suggestions and opinions on the best sex toys around or a light-hearted conversation about what you're actually supposed to do with this, then the LoveHoney community forums really are the best place to be. Orgasm Army The Fantasies thread is a brilliant place to share all your deepest and naughtiest sexu...