This poem is by John Hall Stevenson from the late 1700s: Don Pringello’s Tale: The Fellowship of the Holy Nuns, or, The Monk’s Wise Judgement There is a noble town, called Ghent, A city famous for its wares, For Priests and Nuns, and Flanders mares, And for the best of fish in Lent. There you may see, threat’ning destruction, A hundred forts and [...]

This past Friday night, Adam & Eve threw a grand soiree at Boardners in Hollywood for the decadent release of Ernest Greene's "Story of O" sequel, "The Surrender of O." Rubber clad temptresses bobbed in between a sea of media types, comingling with other rising porn starlets and quaffing mind numbing elixirs from the theme bar. Director Ernest Greene and his wife, Nina Hartley, set the tone in full S&M regalia—along with nearly the entire c...

It seems everyone who's anyone was at Miami Beach this weekend. While certain Fleshbot staff members were freezing away in NYC, famous ladies were running around in bikinis, Chloe Sevigny showed her curves... and even Russell Simmons got a little frisky (though thankfully, the parts he chose to expose belonged to his lovely young lady friend and not, um, him). Join the party after the jump... isn't being famous fun? . . . galleryPost('celebsmiam...

Porn kills! Not really. But I wish stupidity hurt, like, a lot. Great image of Nicole Lee Suicide by vice48sr5005. There’s a new anti-porn movement in town, and it’s — the feminists again. I know, whatta letdown. But I’ve got quite a few surprises in this week’s column, Please Use Porn Responsibly: Violet Blue’s concerns about the new anti-porn feminist agenda. No, you won’t believe what these people are ...

I’m still going to tell you to “close your eyes and think of Tina Fey” (which some of us were already doing long before the talent portion of the debates). Though to keep us all on track before November, because some of us now actually confuse the Republican VP candidate with being a porn performer — it’s the other way around, dear readers — I’m pleased to point you to my pals at YesButNoButYes who have a...

Image via The Re-Penetrator (yes, that’s Joanna Angel). Today’s SF Chronicle column is both fun *and* practical: How To Make Love Like A Zombie - Violet Blue tells how to get it on like the living dead. Trust me, you’ll need this. Plus, I’m fairly serious about zombie flash mobs being the place to score; not to mention I have my top ten zombie date films in the mix. Snip: If you’ve ever been in San Francisco for one ...

Barbie-dollish Lexi is a guest at tons of adult conventions and models' trade shows. She first appeared on SCOREtv episode 7 talking about her background and how it felt hanging out with Asian sexbomb Kianna Dior at SCORE. Lexxi gets her 34E bras custom made at the famous Trashy Lingerie store in Los Angeles. She's bi-sexual and leans more towards girls even though she fucks guys too. It depends on her mood. "Women are so much sexier ...

Image of Apnea’s great pumpkin massacre by Deviant Nation’s Flickr stream. Halloween is next friday, a week away, but there are a lot of costume parties and pre-Halloween shenanigans set for this weekend. To get myself even more in the mood, I consulted the spellbooks (I keep them next to Kinsey’s book on women) and raised up some free Halloween-themed audio erotica from the archives, and have a ghastly, super-hot ebook/audioboo...

A few months ago, we tipped you off to the fact "The Joy of Sex," that legendary hairy hippie sex guide, was getting an upgrade this year, with many new sections and brand new photos and illustrations. After months of eager (and impatient) waiting, we finally got our hands on a copy of the newly revised tome, and spent a good deal of time poring over ever last detail. Our thoughts—and a gallery of photos—inside. . . . "The New Joy of ...

newVideoPlayer("/sashagrey_fleshbot.flv", 506, 423,""); Yesterday we told you that Sasha Grey had been cast as the lead role in "The Girlfriend Experience"; little did we know, the movie had already started filming—and, of course, being stalked by the paparazzi. Catch of glimpse of Sasha on the set of what could very well be her big break in the world of mainstream film. (Of course, excited as we are to see Sasha on the set of a big Hollyw...

On any given night, the patio of Los Angeles's famed Les Deux swarms with pretty young models in swathed in revealing designer clothes, being hit on by spiky haired wannabes bedazzled from head to toe in luxury street wear couture purchased at Melrose boutiques—from Rebel Spirit to Christian Audigier to Affliction. Made famous through a mix of celebrity and scandal, the club plays host to the bright young aspiring faces of Next Generation H...

newVideoPlayer("/True_Boobs.flv", 506, 423,""); In spite of the show's brilliant viral marketing, we somehow managed to miss the first few episodes of "True Blood," HBO's vampire drama. But after tuning in last night, we have a feeling we'll be keeping a closer watch on the series. Forget the whole vampire thing: there are boobs in this show. And not just any boobs—famous boobs! Anna Paquin's boobs! Our subscription to HBO just paid for it...

Who doesn't remember that scene in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off", when the busty nurse arrives at his house with a delivery of flowers and balloons? She utters that famous poem, "I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, 'cause I'm the nurse who likes to..." Well, this scenario is kind of like that. You see, Sarah is a nurse who can't stand it when her male patients have any kind ...