The thing we remember most about living in dorms? The way the beds squeaked. We always knew when the high school sweethearts next door were fucking by the noise of their bedsprings. Of course, we're pretty sure everyone knew when we were getting it on, too. These ten videos make us nostalgic for the linoleum floors, the uniform wood furniture, and the narrow, extra-long twin beds. It also makes us appreciate the queen-sized mattress we have now. ...

newVideoPlayer( {"type":"video","player":false,"customParams":[],"width":500,"height":408.5,"ratio":0.817,"flashData":"","embedName":null,"objectId":null,"noEmbed":false,"source":"xtube"} ); None of this "we met on craigslist for sex" nonsense, just go out and find a girl the old fashioned way. Sure it's harder, but after you've fucked her in a variety of positions, you'll feel really accomplished. of this video left commentary describing his a...

I realized when I stumbled over this photo in my directory of “amateur” porn from UseNet that it was that rare beast: a picture of something sexual that I couldn’t remember ever having seen before (though I suppose I must have). Still, a relative rarity, even though in the real world (as opposed to the porn fantasy universe) it must be reasonably common: a woman, fully dressed in normal street clothes, with cum on her face. ...

Somebody really needs to give New Hampshire State Representative Nancy Elliot a quick course on the purposes, means, and procedures for fulfilling anal sex. Because this is what she thinks about it (yes, there is video): “We’re talking about taking the penis of one man and putting it in the rectum of another man and wriggling it around in excrement.” Or, maybe somebody should tell her she just needs a good facial? View this...

We're not saying we feel lied to by the people of White Ghetto Films, but we had high hopes and they were callously dashed by the untruths behind this title. Don't judge a porno by its cover.This Ain't a XXX Parody, It's a Midget Movie! Studio: White Ghetto Films Cast: Victoria Rush, Carmen Black, Candy, Lellou, Josefina, Mario the Midget, Dillon Day, JJ I heard the original title of this movie was "This Ain't a XXX Parody, It's a Midget Movie, A...

Nuh-uh, we know you didn't put on that coat like you're going somewhere. We don't want you to be late, but will you look at the time? It's blowjob o'clock.on we assume happened shortly before this video was taken. Why else would she leave her coat on? Strange fetish? Maybe the house is cold? Maybe the guy shoots snow out of his penis? You know, when we Occam's razor this scenario, we realize this is what she does on her way to work. It beats c...

With the temperatures plummeting in New York today, we're all dreaming of the kind of weather we can fuck in. On the beach, at a campsite... Anywhere we don't have to worry about our nipples getting frostbite. Luckily we can live vicariously through these couples (and groups!) who have filmed their steamy romps to give us hope that somewhere, someone is fucking in the woods. Previously: Top Ten Video Archive om/video155753/hippy_girs_sucks_me_...

She’d heard good things about the new salon. Her friend Myrna told her to be sure to ask for “the special”. And, special it indeed was! Via Kinky Delight. View this post in its original location at ErosBlog: The Sex Blog. If you are reading this anywhere but in a feed reader, it has been scraped without permission. Feed obtained by: (195.189.142.109) Similar Sex Blogging:Manga BlowjobKama Sutra FacialBukkake Spam, And ...

I’m thrilled to officially announce that my newest book is out, one that I wrote — Seal It With A Kiss: Tips, Tricks and Techniques for Delivering the Knockout Kiss (Amazon link). I only write one or two books a year (rather than the anthologies I edit like Best Women’s Erotica or Sweet Love, which average two a year). It’s a very, very complete guide to kissing and being kissed, and I’m extremely proud of it. It&#...

We heard they originally wanted to do "This Ain't For Whom The Bell Tolls XXX," but no one will finance a porn with Francisco Franco in it. This Ain't Saved By The Bell XXX Studio: Hustler Video Director: Axel Braun Cast: Misty Stone, Missy Stone, Ashlyn Rae, Nicole Ray, April O'Neil, Ally Ann, Ralph Long, Mikey Butders, Eric John, Scott Stone So, basically, the kids of Bayside High have jumped into another school year, and they're all 18 now. Be...

There I was, trying to create myself a nice Christmas elf using 3D Kink for a post to be published (maybe, if it comes out right) next week. But I just couldn’t get her to make the facial expressions I was looking for. The character editor has many undocumented options (although a manual is coming) and although the level of control is amazing, getting the precise “look” you want is not always easy. And meanwhile, while I tink...

Image (of a sex doll and real feline) by Stacey Leigh. Led by the fantastic h+ Magazine article, Sexbots Will Give Us Longevity Orgasm by Hank Hyena (hplusmagazine.com), I went mousing off on a tangent to find that right now a chain of department stores in Japan are taking holiday orders for life-sized ‘doppelganger’ androids. Fancy a “skin job” for xmas? It’s really not as far off as we think. They’re limited...

You know what happens when two gorgeous Brit babes press their breasts together, right? Wonder Twin powers, activate! And don't start with that "Kelly's a brunette! Rhian is blonde! They can't be Wonder Twins!" because that's just silly. Everyone knows that hair color, skin color, weight, height, facial features, and genetics have nothing to do with activating powers with a twin. All that matters is relative cup size. Either way, even if they're ...