As if Facebook weren't enough of a giant circle jerk already, the marital aid impresarios at LoveHoney have come up with what they're calling "the world's first Facebook sex toy". Although you can "change your Love Bunny's mood" and annoy turn on your friends by getting them to install the application and "flirting" with their Love Bunnies, the main thing it seems to do is sit there on your profile and look cute—that is, unless you decide t...

Because we want to be totally "down" with what the young people are "into" these days, we went to the library to find a book about "emo" culture—but there weren't any. So we had to look it up on Wikipedia. We learned that emo girls like to dye their hair black, comb it down over their face, and then listen to sensitive rock bands who are really in touch with their feelings. (Or something like that.) We also discovered that this doesn't nece...

My personal belief is that no man is ever truly surprised when the woman he's with reveals herself to be a transsexual, a dominatrix, or a Mormon. So Mistress Berlin's question of Julian at the beginning of "Gia Darling Will Kick Your Ass!" is part of the elegant dance between domme and sub, like French Court face-saving protocol. Of course he knows he's about to get beaten, pegged, and "forced" to fellate a transsexual, but the savvy domme also ...

n n Candace Von treats sex care about it should be treated. The most natural thing in the world. What we see is what we get with Candace. She enjoys servicing the cock in every way she has the ability to, always with a huge, sweet smile on her beautiful face. She might be the cleanest dirtiest girl in Scoreland. "I have a title to bestow on Candace Von," announces SCORE Guy C.J. "'The Lady I'd Most Love to 69 With.' Candace has such a gor...

n n So you are driving along and you spot Rachel Love on the street and you see her tits. It becomes obvious to you that this chick has a whole lotta love to give, even if it means that you have to pay for it. And face it buddy, sometimes you do have to pay for it because nothing in this world cums free. But not to worry because Rachel yields a good return investment. When you pump money into the Rachel Love investment it means you can al...

nnnnnnWhen Shawna and Nikki get sent to detention, the two girls decide to play with each other to pass the time. After they lock the door these two get down to business, stripping each other out of their school uniforms and giving their first tentative kisses. As their hands rub and explore each others perky teen tits, they start breathing heavy and getting worked up. Shawna slides her fingers into Nikki's waiting cunt and starts working her out...

nnnnnnJazz is a whore that cares about being the center of attention, so when she asks her boyfriend to fuck her on tape, he's really not shocked. In fact, he's been making videos all along without her knowing. On this one, though, she knows she's on tape and goes out of her way to be the ideal pornstar she can be. For a babe without any previous experience, she sure puts on a good show in this clip.nnnFirst he sets up the camera before lending ...

nnnnnnMrs. Cleaver knew that her son's friend was getting ready to shower in the bathroom, but she opened the door anyway. Shutting the door behind her, her son's humiliated friend doesn't know what to do. Mrs Cleaver approaches him, and asks him if he wants to have his dick sucked. Unable to answer, Mrs Cleaver gets down on to her knees, taking his hardening dick into her mouth and giving it a nice wet sucking, moaning and complimenting him on h...

I’ve resisted Facebook since it launched, despite personal and professional (including day job, gasp) reasons to sign up. But I think I have to, now, ’cause LoveHoney introduced the “world’s first personalised Facebook sex toy!” about an hour ago. Richard Longhurst, the gentleman who keeps me apprised of LoveHoney’s doings, says: The Love Bunnies [Facebook] app lets you create a pet Love Bunny which you can n...

… I’d put more thought into my plan than just showing up with duct tape, handcuffs and a stun gun. Although honestly I have no interest in bullying someone to be with me. Not that duct tape and handcuffs aren’t fun in the right context. AP: woman charged in ’second life’ kidnapping plot CLAYMONT, Del. (AP) ? A woman is charged with plotting to kidnap in real life a boyfriend she met through the virtual reality Web si...

It's hard not to think of any porn movie that bills itself as "dark, squalid, and ominous" as missing another adjective: pretentious. But even after struggling our way through the copy that adorns the (rather gorgeous) box cover of "Hospital" along with assorted surgical implements and bloody smears, the only word that describes how director Benny Profane's new Vivid Alt release makes us feel is excited. Then again, Mandy Morbid always makes us f...

After our Sex in the News segment, during the one break the Afternoon Advice host Tiffany Granath gets (it’s two minutes — just long enough to pee!), we talked about the differences between live radio and writing for the web. One is that writing is archived forever — and it isn’t instant. So when I start to write things like “you can annul a marriage in California up to the five-year mark,” I can then go verif...

We've heard about plenty of pornstars who work in the adult industry to finance their way through college or law school, but Hustler's "freshly minted" Megan Murray might be the only starlet we've met whose resume includes both mortuary training and an appearance in "Barely Legal #83". We'd make a crack about how both of her current gigs involve working with stuffs, but we're sure she's heard them all already. (hustlerworld.com)