Each month, we give £100 worth of sex toys to the person who writes the LoveHoney Review of the Month. It's been a bumper crop this August and so, in true village fayre style, we will be highlighting some 'highly commended' reviews as well.  First things first, winning the £100 prize for August is new user and self-confessed "gentlemen of aesthetic discernment" Dirk Diggler with his review of the Dirty Fu...

Model Karmen from I Shot Myself * Star Wars speed dating. Yes, it’s real. In case you *needed* an excuse to douse yourself in Slave Leia Perfume or Eau de Lando cologne. (abcnews.go.com, techyum.com) * The comments are mean on Discovery’s article about a Japanese vacation resort offering a destination for men with virtual girlfriends, but the article itself is really interesting. Guys whose girlfriends are LovePlus sims can take ...

Back in July, we learned that Zoe Saldana was coming on board as the face and body of Calvin Klein underwear—and we've been dying to get a peek at Zoe in her Calvins ever since. More »

These are hilarious and horrifying, and some may even feel strangely familiar. Jezebel asked readers what their worst masturbation nightmare stories were, and people responded with true tales that are impossible to stop reading once you’ve started. Most of The 10 Worst Masturbation Stories We’ve Ever Heard are from women: woe is the Ken doll. Although, one of them (#5) is really troubling… Snip: 10. Ken This is mortifying. I st...

I guess now I know why no one tries to pick me up in Facebook. According to Top 10 Social Networking Pickup Tips on AskMen, you are all avoiding me because I don’t list a relationship status in my profile. “Anyone who has ‘it's complicated’ or worse yet, doesn't list a status at all, might have baggage — or a crazy boyfriend — you want no part of.” Really? I don’t list a relationship status because ...

How to use this video: press play. Enjoy the first thirty-six seconds of happy, orgasmic women writhing around and showing off their best o faces. When the screen goes black, hit pause, and stop watching the video. More »

evil genius (and total sweetheart) Oatmeal — he is the creator of infamous and unsettlingly hilarious online memes such as 10 Reasons it Would Rule to Date a Unicorn, The 8 Phases of Dating, How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You, How to Suck at Facebook, and the lesser-known How Many Baboons Could You Take in a Fight? (Armed With Only a Giant Dildo). He is just as funny in his talk (above) where he explains how these awesome comi...

 While on the course, the teenie cart girl was flirting with Will. After our game Billi Ann came to the parking lot to ask what we were up to. Getting off work she wanted to hang out. Seeing she would be a perfect members of the blow job club, we asked her to come back to the studio and suck Will’s cock. She pretended to be shocked at our offer but once the cash came out of my back pocket she was down on her knees giving me the best b...

It will probably surprise no one that I am a great admirer of work of Roger Corman, the exploitation cinema genius whose work I’ve celebrated at my other home. So it’s a special moment for me when new editions of some of his cult classics are published. And what do I watch first, once Humanoids from the Deep arrives? The bonus-material interview segments, of course, because I’m as big a nerd as ever drew breath (and damn proud...

What Do You Do?A pal of mine asked me a question yesterday, and I'm just going to pop off an answer here. This will not be the most polished and perfected set of remarks I have on the subject, because I'm having a madly-busy week. But it'll give a sense of my position on the subject.The pal in question is a girl who became a sex worker (as I recall) about a year ago. She's struggling with the question of: when to disclose to new acquaintances and...