We know what you're thinking: "Oh puh-leez, Fleshbot Fashion Police, you're just featuring pasties in this post because you want to show pictures of boobies." Actually ... well, actually we have no clever retort to that, because it's pretty much true. But our fixation with boobs aside, pastie making is a serious art! Well, not that serious, but still it requires enough skill and creativity that there are people out there who make pastie making th...

It's no longer P.C. to make fun of drunks or fat people—but as far as Hollywood and much of the media is concerned, it's still totally OK to make fun of sex addicts. In fact, even we here at Fleshbot may have been guilty of doing so on occassion. But only because they're having more sex than we are and we're jealous. (nytimes.com)

We have new details on the Boobs on Bikes brouhaha down in New Zealand. Turns out that it wasn't an anti-porn protestor who attacked Kayden Kross—just some drunk "idiot" who wanted to see her tits. (Don't worry—Kayden hits back.) We can sort of sympathize with that urge, but come on, Kiwis! Don't you get Penthouse down there? (avn.com + mikesouth.com)

newVideoPlayer("/buckcherry_fleshbot.flv", 506, 285,""); Apparently, Buckcherry were so excited about having naked girls in their last music video that they couldn't wait to do it again. And this time, they're naked girls that we know! The uncensored version of the "Too Drunk" video features Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Joanna Angel along with Fleshbot Crush Object Bella Vendetta and hotties Dusty, Nicole, and Jessie Lee. Well, parts of them at ...

Is there anyone out there who doesn't love a good party? And when the party we're talking about features with strippers, hookers, and all sorts of sexy naked fun ... well, we certainly don't turn down those kinds of invitations. Whether you're celebrating your last night as a bacehlor, enjoying the drunked fruits of frat life, or just getting better acquainted with some old (or brand new) friends, we hope you're having the time of your life. Espe...

In a moment of unbridled moxie—or possibly drunken boredom—sexy folkster Jay Brannan teamed up with the one, the only, the adorable Margaret Cho to write a surprisingly good diddy about sucking cock. It may not be as catchy as, say, Katie Perry's questionable playlist, but you have to admit it's a lot more clever. With lyrics like "Never met a dick i couldn't milk/My esophagus is lined with silk", we're thinking this might even top "U...

Satyrs and Fauns (to the extent they are distinguishable) are of course notorious for their drunken sexual frolics. Here’s an interesting drawing by Marcantoine Raimondi from the 1500s showing that, in the artistic imagination of that time, those frolics included sexual spanking: I find ancient (no scholarly quibbles please, I’m using ancient here to mean [...]

This hot shemale story was sent to me by our forum member Leeya and i’m anxious to share it here with everybody. It’s a classy story about a guy who went to an Asian country on a business trip and met a very beautiful womain in a very romantic atmosphere… Little did he know that this young voluptuous lady was a ladyboy. Thanks for this story Leeya. As a reminder to all others, if you have a story suitable for this section, by al...

After putting up with so much hubbub over movie trailers that show the slightest amount of skin, it's nice to see that the red-band trailer for the movie version of Chuck Palahniuk's "Choke" has actual boobs in it. First those fake porno book trailers, now this. That Chuck Palahniuk is an alright guy. (Click thumbnail for video.) . . . · "Choke" Trailer Is Vulgar And Boob-Filled (filmdrunk.com)

We've heard rumors about the crazy things that absinthe can do, but we had no idea that it was capable of turning mild-mannered burlesque performers into wild, nearly naked absinthe fairies. Last weekend, Le Tourment Vert took over New York City's venerable burlesque life drawing salon Dr Sketchy's Anti-Art School ... and from we hear, no one escaped unscathed. Pictures of the madness after the jump. . . . galleryPost('drsketchysabsinthe', 19, '...

It also happens to be about sex. Because, you know, only stupid girls get raped. I’m pretty floored by this one; check out Jezebelism, and then see how college blogs are reacting (”Jezebel Writers Too Smart To Be Raped”) to seeing two Jezebel bloggers go on Lizz Winstead’s show, get drunk and joke about how they don’t get raped because they’re smarter than you. There is no sexy picture to go with this post.

Image by davidyuweb. …so I guess I know my Chronicle column has been posted to SF Gate: just got the first “save your soul” email of the week. It tells me, “Please stop “partying” and save your soul. Lesbianism and homosexuality are condemned in many places in The Bible. Chapter 1 of Romans is a good place to start. If you accept Jesus Christ as your personal saviour, repent your sins and sin no more, you will...

We know that it's tough to ask for help. It takes a lot of courage to admit you have a problem, and that you need the assistance of others to resolve it. And it can be embarrassing and painful to confess to a shortcoming, but when you do—when you learn to trust and then rely on your fellow man—that's when you make a true human connection. On the other hand, when you seek sexual guidance by joining a site called the "Large Penis Suppor...