In a moment of unbridled moxie—or possibly drunken boredom—sexy folkster Jay Brannan teamed up with the one, the only, the adorable Margaret Cho to write a surprisingly good diddy about sucking cock. It may not be as catchy as, say, Katie Perry's questionable playlist, but you have to admit it's a lot more clever. With lyrics like "Never met a dick i couldn't milk/My esophagus is lined with silk", we're thinking this might even top "U...

Cassie, we noticed that you have a pierced tongue. Is that 'cause you like to suck dick? "You know it. I love the taste of cock. And from what the guys tell me, they love the feeling of my little tongue stud sliding up and down their prick. I mean, my blowjob skills were good before, but now it's crazy. I can make a guy fall in love with me by the way I suck him off. It can be nice and slow or fast and hard. And I always give special...

Lowlife scuzzball, hanging out in supermarket parking lot, smoking and spitting, picks up a hot chick. Go figure. Gentlemen, this video is all the proof you need that the assholes get all the good girls. He talks her into inviting him back to her place, and it turns out she's just as horny as he is. For the record, Mia is 20 years old and was born in Atlanta, Georgia. She now lives in South Florida, which is where scuzzballs in parkin...