Remember those days when hipsters with prestigious but low paying media jobs had to have trust funds or sell coke if they wanted to make ends meet? Now all they have to do is find a few high-paying tricks to help them make it in the big city! Hey, it beats hitting up Mom and Dad for cash. (Or selling coke, for that matter.) (radaronline.com)

Some Congresspersons displaying a not very firm grasp of technology are pushing for an alternative internet that is completely free—and also devoid of porn. You might as well ask for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that is also free of peanut butter, because what would be the point? (xbiz.com)

A look back at our week that was ... · We're so excited for the Olympics we've decided to have our own private "pole vault" competition. · We know you're upset about Playgirl, but that's no reason to go off half-cocked. · Compared to Kayden Kross, let's face it—you're just lazy. · Funny, those Barely Legal kids don't look a day over 70! · If you get to spend time with Kylie Ireland, then just quit complaining. · Who says all pornstars have ...

Does The Jenna have a bun in the oven? That is to say: is she knocked up, with child, expecting, barefoot and/or preggers? Will the child have her mom's eyes or her dad's ability to crush a man's skull with his bare hands? And most important of all: will anyone still care in nine months? (nypost.com)

Between the yummy mummies and the MILFs, mothers get a lot of attention these days. But what about all the dads out there: don't they deserve some love too? Or at least a good, hard shag? Father's Day may have passed us by, but it's never too late to offer up a tribute to all the DILFs out there. If you're somebody's daddy (or at least old enough to be one), you're someone we'd like to ... you know. . . . newVideoPlayer("/dilfs_1_fleshbot.flv", ...

We're not sure if these pictures are from two different days, or if Kim Kardashian happened to change suits in the middle of the day ... but we're pretty miffed at whatever photographer dropped the ball and didn't get pictures of the inbetween naked time. On the plus side, Kim does look pretty damn hot in her bikinis. Almost hot enough to make us forget that she's not naked! Click thumbnail for gallery. . . . galleryPost('kimkardashianbikini', 1...

The FBI is in possession of Anne Hathaway's personal diaries—among huge piles of other very personal evidence—thanks to her money laundering ex-boyfriend. Even better, that evidence allegedly includes some naked snaps of the actress in her best come-hither poses. It's hard to believe that a man who would use the Vatican to cheat people in an elaborate real estate swindle would be capable of such a thing, but crazier things have happen...

Despite all the evidence we've collected on the topic, we're not going to pretend that we're experts on how to throw the perfect threeway. But we're pretty certain that things will turn out demonstrably better for everyone if the third person involved is, you know ... awake. And when you switch partners, we also don't think it's necessary for the original member of the band to leave the room. Doesn't that sort of go against the spirit of the whol...

A prominent member of Britain's Conservative Party gave a speech earlier today lambasting lad mags for their evil assault on the culture, essentially blaming them for creating a nation of irresponsible deadbeat dads who objectify women and never call their mum. Pretty harsh stuff—but does that make us bad people for posting their photos all the time? We suppose if you buy into the notion that any magazine can make nice boys do bad things (o...

A look back at our week that was ... · Do you come from a land down under? Because this is probably what you're looking for. · Seriously, who knew we were so big in Australia? We're almost as well known there as The Veronicas are here! · So how did you celebrate National Orgasm Day? Oh, of course. · Whenever Ava Rose is around, we just feel better. · No, we're not cleaning that up. · You put your Sir Reginald in my fiddle cove! You put your puddi...

August. Even the name sounds oppressive to us. And when the temperatures heat up, it's important to stay hydrated. While some of us try beat the heat by spending time next to bodies of water, the writers in today's roundup of some of our favorite moments from the sex blog scene are spending theirs next to ... well, other wet bodies. There's something fantastical about fucking when it's so hot: the tastes and smells; the way wet skin begs to be li...

We don't enjoy being the bearers of bad news (especially first thing in the morning), but we've just heard that beloved leather daddy and muscle bear Cole Ryder has succumbed to a staph infection. That's the buzz on the web this morning anyway, although details haven't been easy to find. Until fuller details emerge, you can pay a visit to his MySpace page (music enabled, so watch the speakers), which features the cryptic status update, "COLE RYDE...

"VengeanceXXX in-house director Brother Love" may sound like a character in a bad kung fu/grindhouse porn mashup, but he's actually the man responsible for bringing us the latest installment of the studio's starkly titled "It's Huge" series (which is kind of like the same studio's "Beauties and the Beast" series except that it's, like, different). Those of you who feel strong enough to view today's hardcore gallery preview without further introdu...