The nuns taught us that "Tom Byron's House of Ass" had many mansions, and we didn't understand it then and we don't understand it now. What is important is that this 10th installment is the last installment ("I'm going to take a break," Byron says) and that in this house, Charley Chase has a fantastic basement. What is the thematic difference between Byron's series "Lord of Asses" and "House of Ass" other than, say, spelling? Perhaps this confusi...

If you’ve missed Keith Olberman’s standing up for queer marriage, give this a watch. It’s amazing.

I’ve heard a lot of people talking about sex-positivity, especially on teh interwebs. But I don’t see as much clarity around it as I’d like. So here’s my take on what it. First off, what sex-positivity isn’t: Sex-positivity isn’t about how much sex you have, how many partners you have, what types of sex you have, or how often you have it. It’s not about being wild and crazy. It’s not about being a s...

Image “Carrie - One Blip Before Her Sleepy Face is Lickety Split From The Cake, You Bet The Cat Will Land With a Fliff But Fuck No For The Perfume or Steak” by Merkley??? This week’s SF Chron column is not called “Naked In My Sink For Merkley???” as it says on the front page of SF Gate right now (it’s cool — love ya, guys!), but is actually called There’s Something About Merkley??? Local underground...

Ever found yourself in this situation: you're in a conversation with your spouse, and you find yourself wishing that your spouse would just stop talking? You know, they've been rambling on for so long that you just have no idea what they're even saying anymore? Ever fantasized about the many different strategies you could employ to make them stop talking? Well then, we've found just the porn for you!! Think about it: you don't want to shoot them,...

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Beautiful Aria Giovanni isn't just a topless wrestler, world traveller, and model—she's also an experienced cook. And, what's more, she'd like to use her knowledge of foodstuffs to help out those of us who maybe don't cook so well. So, in a somewhat bizarre partnership with Hollywood Tuna, Aria's offering cooking lessons via YouTube. The first lesson? How to hard boil an egg. Who knew something so simple could be so sexy? Video after the ju...

Fleshbot staffer sighting: a certain Fleshbot contributor will be reading tonight at In The Flesh LA. They just can't get enough of us, can they? (inthefleshreadingseriesla.blogspot.com)