My sister is a big fan of the Olympics and sent me this picture during the Chinese games: All she said in the email is that it’s the world’s largest penis and it is somewhere in China. If that’s true, my question is why is it a circumcised one? I thought automatic chopping was just an [...]

Image by habkb. This week’s SF Chronicle column is Pole Dancing Gets Serious: Violet Blue watches gymnasts take over the gentleman’s club sport and turn it into an international competition. It was totally inspired by my visit last week to Sedusa Studios, the largest (and most welcoming) pole-dancing instruction place probably in the world. They did try to teach me one pole trick — I did fall very gracefully. But in the column,...

Our Beijing bureau has been working around the clock to make sure that you stay up-to-date on all the latest Olympic news—specifically, which athletes have taken their clothes off for a photo. Our Chinese spies could find no information about any sporting events or medal winners—some guy won a swim race, maybe?—but they do tell us that the latest German edition of Playboy will have four different collectors covers starring four ...

Kind of an oddball week for Sex in the News (playboy radio, afternoon advice with tiffany granath, 11am pacific, sirius channel 198), with several international stories bringing laughter and puzzlement to the fishbowl. First, though, I have to clear up a misunderstanding: While I did squeal with delight at the chance to flash my ass at Tiffany and the girls, my bruise is actually on the side of my hip. I include a photo here showing some leg for ...

We hope you're getting ready for the Moniker Live Adult Domain Auction at the Internext Expo in Hollywood, Florida this weekend: it's taking place on Friday at 2 pm and some of the web's best adult real estate will be available, even if you might not have the couple of extra millions of bucks lying around to snap one up. But there are some pretty sweet domains up for sale, even if we can't afford any of them either. After the jump, check a few of...

In honor of everyone's favorite madeleine-snarfing homosexualist icon Marcel Proust, we're proud to present a new feature here at Fleshbot: a series of interviews with porn stars of all varieties, from twinks to bears to ingénues to sexperts and everyone in between. Of course, this being Fleshbot, we've added a little spice to the traditional "Vanity Fair"-style Proust Questionnaire (because srsly, when have we ever left well enough alone?, inspi...

Image via sumimazen1973. I actually had this much sexier ‘unbearable lightness of being Chinese‘ Tao Li Jing photo to go with this post about my SF Chronicle column (on SF Gate), but given that the original way female “gender suspects” were rounded up and examined in 1968, this image seemed more appropriate. And they’re cute and smiley, the way I usually prefer to see our nekkid girls. This week’s column is a ...

A few weeks ago we told you the story of a young Chinese woman who started posting scantily clad pictures of herself online to raise money for earthquake relief. Well, it seems that Xiao Yun's charitable work has garnered more attention than she originally intended, or at least a different type of attention: police in Thailand have been monitoring her picture posting (for strictly professional reasons, of course) and it seems they're trying to ma...

A young Chinese woman is posting scantily clad photos of herself online in the hopes of raising money for earthquake relief. We hope she's more successful with her fundraiser than those Spanish moms were... (chinashuo.com + ananova.com)

Now that we've had a chance to see both of this summer's biggest blockbusters—"Indiana Jones and the Kindgom of the Crystal Skull" and "Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant"—we think it's only fair to see how Dr. Jones measures up against his porn doppleganger. Are these sequels sympathetic to the original spirit of the Indy legend? And more importantly, are they faithful to each other? We decided to do a point-by-point evaluation t...

Image of Justine Joli by Consensual Media. I’m thinking next week I should do this in a video version. What do you think? Fake newscaster, real sex news? I might just go for it… Here are your nibbles, enjoy! * Who isn’t a fan of Andrew Blake? I may not have been totally in love with all of his movies, but I’ve certainly gotten mileage out of *several* of his utterly gorgeous films. I do credit him with bringing Justine Jo...

Chinese officials shut down a local lifestyle magazine that published pictures of sexy models in their underwear ... posing in the rubble of the earthquake that has killed over 40,000 people. Even a tentacle porn director was quoted as saying, "Dude, that's just not right." (news24.com, via Gawker)

And in domestic surveillance news this week... be careful where you flash your tits, because Google Maps is watching. (Actually we'll be watching too, but you don't have to worry about us archiving your boobs in our database for posterity. Unless they're really nice boobs.) (Gawker)