Remember the Jessica Alba In Trouble post from ten days ago? She made a great “damsel in distress” in Sin City, true. But not everyone wants to be the hero who rescues the damsel; nay, in these 21st-century internets, you’re just as likely to meet somebody who’d like to step for a while into the shoes of the villain. If a thing exists, there is porn of it. In this case, Bondage Blog has found it. There’s a cartoo...

Rozlyn Papa may not have made a sex tape (that we've seen, anyway), but it looks like there's another D list celebrity who has: sources are claiming that Chuy from "Chelsea Lately" has appeared in a few porns. And judging by the evidence they're providing...they're probably right. Normally we'd be a little more hesitant about something like this, but come on, people. There can't be that many Latino little people named Chuy—and given that Ch...

Rozlyn Papa may not have made a sex tape (that we've seen, anyway), but it looks like there's another D list celebrity who has: sources are claiming that Chuy from "Chelsea Lately" has appeared in a few porns. And judging by the evidence they're providing...they're probably right. Normally we'd be a little more hesitant about something like this, but come on, people. There can't be that many Latino little people named Chuy—and given that Ch...

Our eyes may be deceiving us here, but it almost looks as though Christina Hendricks is sporting cleavage that's bigger than her head. Someone call the scientists: we've found the next stage in the evolution of (wo)man. (hollywoodtuna.com)

In our breast-obsessed society, Alessandra Ambrosio's top half receives a great deal of attention—often to the exclusion of the rest of her. Well, that ends today: Alessandra's ass will not be denied. Just try ignoring it. (dirtyrottenwhore.com)

May we present the Queen of "Candid Camera," Her Supremest Step (By) Stepper, the Most Comforting of "Three's Company," the Matron of MILFs, the Original Thighmaster: Suzanne Somers. And she's naked! (Surprise.) Did you know that Suzanne Somers first appeared in Playboy in 1980, but the pics were from the '70s? She took some test shots when she was a fledgling actor, and when she hit it big with "Three's Company" they uncovered her photos. Somers...

Well, well: it seems Purple Magazine has more hot pics than Playboy (not that that's saying much these days). First we had Lindsay Lohan, then full frontal Freja. Now we've got Terry Richardson and his hot naked model friends. (Although, seriously, aren't all of Terry Richardson's friends hot naked models?) Well, the only thing to do now is figure out where, exactly, Purple is sold...it'd be a crime if we managed to the next issue. · New Y...

Try as she might, Rihanna just can't manage to keep her boobs under wraps. Well, not that she's trying that hard. (hollywoodtuna.com)