Image Transmission Control Protocol by dailyinvention. Someone just wrote me asking, “is there a term for this sexual occurrence — what is it called when you lose yr network connection while surfing for teh porn?” Thoughts? Is this the dreaded ND, or Network Dysfunction?

Not a sex post, but a fun new tech thing I’ve been playing with (using different phone cameras): 12seconds.tv. Here’s a little explanation.

xkcd image via FotoBart, dedicated to Jonathan. Happy anniversary, my love. Here’s an Instructable for How to Have Sex (yes, there’s an xkcd comic in it, of course — thanks, Evil Signtist!). Also, don’t miss How to make out and How To Sleep With A Friend. Right now, their ‘featured’ is How to Put on a Condom.

Welcome, Faye. You're a hot redhead. Do the sheets match the curtains? "I know you can't tell, but they actually do. I'm a real redhead, from the hair on my head to the pubes on my pussy! But since it's bikini season I shaved them all off. After this barbeque I'm gonna skinny dip in the pool, so I wanted my slit to be nice and smooth. Not only does it look pretty shaved, but it feels awesome when the cold water touches my bare lips."...

"I posed to start a savings account so I can get some tits," said Kelly. "My bloke says I'm sexy just the way I am, but I'm sure he'd think I was even more sexy if I had a set of 34D titties. I know I certainly would! My job in the auto parts warehouse pays reasonable money, and I still live at home with my mum, so?I can save a bit each payday, but the fee from NN will be a nice lump sum to start me off. Maybe I'll pose again in a whi...

Kirra Lynne, a 20-year-old store clerk from Tampa, Florida, gets her tryout and it turns out--how about that!--she knows how to fuck. Who would've guessed? Well, we would have. Just look at the girl. Totally fuckable. C-cup tits. Tight ass. Nice legs. Working pussy. Kinda kinky, too. "I really love having my toes sucked on, especially if my guy is doing me at the same time," she said. "It gets me so friggin' hot and makes my orgasms m...

Janet is the lucky owner of a body that sends the compass needle pointing north and all breast-men are the lucky ones because Janet decided to show it. "Even without those whoppers attached to her, JJ would still be a stunningly beautiful girl," notes a frequent contributor to the SCORE Card letters section. "As it is, though, she's a major force to be reckoned with. She reminds me quite a bit of Sierra and I can only hope she follows...

Voluptuous magazine covergirl Emily Cartwright walks the staircase to heaven...orgasmic heaven...with this wild, wild video that leaves nothing to the imagination. Emily is proud of her natural big ones. So proud, she's always eager to show her beauties off for the SCORE camera. Her stacked and hot body is ready to bust out of her tight dress...Emily merely accelerates the process by undressing for our pleasure. Squeezing and rubbing ...

The super-stacked, super-sexy Dallas Dixon is not a professional ecdysiast by trade. This is her fantasy, however, and in her fantasies, Dallas can be whoever she wants to be, including a stripper with a rack that will not stop and heavy hangers meant to be sucked all night and day by boobs-lovers like you or me. "I have a regular job," says Dallas. "Modeling is play for me and I love it. There aren't any opportunities where I live to...

Aiden Starr, Jaeylin Fox, Lorena Sanchez, Sandra Romaine, and Veronique Vega have more than proved their moxie over the years when it comes to riding some of the most formidable appendages in the business. So it didn't come as much of a surprise when we found them in the cast list of Hustler's newest obtusely titled release, "Monster Dicks In Young Chicks". Unfortunately, Hustler didn't provide us with more information about director Lex Drill; f...