Soleil Hughes is a lady of the evening but don’t hold her to a schedule–although she’s open to a rigid schedule. She’ll suck your dick during the day also, SCORE Dudes. It looks like Soleil is having a bad afternoon judging from the filthy talk that’s rolling off her tongue while she strolls the pavement as our show begins. She’d be the perfect guest for a Jerry Springer show with that dirty mouth. Miss Hughes...

As a middle-aged gamer who simply can’t twitch my mouse as fast as a thirteen-year-old, I tend to gravitate toward games that reward patience, experience, and higher-level strategies. Does this keep bunny-hopping tweeners from teabagging my corpse? No it does not. But it helps. Despite my coping strategies, however, there remain days when I feel like I’m swimming in a cesspool of pre-teen immaturity. Which is why this webcomic mad...

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Hugh Dancy star in Hysteria – an upcoming comedy about the invention of the vibrator. Victorian London is brought to life in vivid colour as a young doctor (Dancy) struggles to establish himself while confronting the gutsy daughter of his boss (Gyllenhaal). Rupert Everett and Felicity Jones play supporting roles. Hysteria: TIFF + Festival 2011: HYSTERIA trailer (YouTube, TIFF Website) Adam Carolla: “When did ...

Not only is he rough, gruff, and totally tough, but he's bald, bearded, muscular and hairy as a sorority girls tongue the day after a mixer with a Jewish frat. Oh, and he's smoking. And he burns his balls. There is nothing this guy does that isn't tough. God, we wish he would kick the shit out of us and force us to suck his dick. Now that is butch. More »

In an eerie example of synchronicity, Australian scientist Vanessa Woods’ book Bonobo Handshake (great review here) just showed up in my inbox the day I spotted her post over at Psychology Today on who invented the blowjob. Now, the last time I discussed Psych Today, the veins on my forehead were later said to have throbbed memorably. This is nothing like that. Woods responds to a reader question:   My name is Alex, and I have a questi...