I guess now I know why no one tries to pick me up in Facebook. According to Top 10 Social Networking Pickup Tips on AskMen, you are all avoiding me because I don’t list a relationship status in my profile. “Anyone who has ‘it's complicated’ or worse yet, doesn't list a status at all, might have baggage — or a crazy boyfriend — you want no part of.” Really? I don’t list a relationship status because ...

Jen has a bun in the oven. She’s knocked-up. Preggers. Ready to drop. Seeded. Bearin’ the bump. Her tits are swelling and she’s hornier than normal. We had her undress and asked her to play with her tits, suck the nipples, spread her pussy-flaps and show the pink. Would she stick a cock-toy in there? No problemo. It went in like butter. She came. Jen remembered how she got seeded. She was being fucked in doggie when her pa...

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Meet Desire Doll – She is an up and coming Rubber pinup artist and Asian Rubber Doll. Her website “Desire Dollhouse” debuted June 16th. Desire Doll, or D.D for short, has a unique way of making rubber fetish be cute and cuddly. What began as painting a tribute to her Mistress, Rubber Lenna, spread and soon D.D was doing toon pin-ups for whoever desired them for a minor fee. Visit Fetlife and you might just be able to spot out a ...

Meet Desire Doll – She is an up and coming Rubber pinup artist and Asian Rubber Doll. Her website “Desire Dollhouse” debuted June 16th. Desire Doll, or D.D for short, has a unique way of making rubber fetish be cute and cuddly. What began as painting a tribute to her Mistress, Rubber Lenna, spread and soon D.D was doing toon pin-ups for whoever desired them for a minor fee. Visit Fetlife and you might just be able to spot out a ...

"The Last Kiss" is a movie about serious relationship troubles. You wouldn't know that from watching these two clips of A) topless girls kissing in a hammock and B) sex on a bearskin rug. More »

Finally released from its print-only cage, the article I wrote for UK’s fab Bizarre Magazine has been published online in all its cheeky glory. Enjoy The Pornasaurus. It’s online now most likely because the new issue is out (above, with Stoya), and I have a bunch of future porn predictions in that issue as well. I’m delighted to share this with you: you’ll like the whimsey and tone, all terms are real, and the Britishisms ...

Sure, you could have ants on a log...or you could have the much, much tastier (and, for that matter, more fun) snack of, ahem, bearded clam. (Or should we say fur pie?) Snack time just got a whole lot sexier. More »

One of the perils of playing MMORPGs as a grownup is that they’ll let any random 14-year-old riff-raff into those things. And sure, you can choose your associations, but eventually you’ll wind up in a guild or corp or whatever with some too-young boys who are annoying as fuck. They typically don’t last — not if you’ve chosen a good band of brothers to run with — but they do come before they go. My latest cro...

I am a bit of a sex data nerd. OkTrends makes me tingly. Sometimes they tweet cool articles like the three sexy skills of data geeks. Extra tingles for that one. It’s difficult to find decent sex studies that are unbiased, and I often feel tricked by news headlines about sensational stuff resulting from a sex study, only to track the study down and find it’s not credible, or that the point I thought was interesting was a factoid mangl...

My sympathy goes out to French first lady Carla Bruni, whose 1996 appearance on a talk show has come back to haunt her via YouTube. Yes, that’s right — she had a fun time on television 14 years ago, joking about hooking up in different countries and reading pick-up lines in multiple languages. How that moment has any bearing on her current abilities, I don’t know. She’s a singer-songwriter and former model, for chrissakes;...