We just stumbled upon this Saturday Night Live-style commercial spoof on YouTube and it is hilarious! Just the idea that someone would spend $14.95 to solve the deadly problem of seat belt irritation is pretty funny, but the way they mock those pseudo-subliminal infomercial sales pitches is just perfect. Having the announcer say "Tiddy Bear" over and over again, as women in low-cut tank tops press a plush toy firmly between their breasts is a hys...

It's not as hard as you might think to drive a truckload of contraband through a heavily armed checkpoint. Just make sure that you obey all traffic laws, have all your papers in order, and bring along a co-pilot who doesn't mind taking the border guards out back for a quick cavity search. Sure, these official police types can be overbearing and occaionally cruel, but at least they're easy to bribe. . . . · "Police Corruption" (Megarotic)

As we've had occasion to mention before, the internal pop shot is one of the conundums of pornography—depending, as it does, upon its subject forcing said pop shot outside of her person in order to prove that it was, in fact, deposited inside to begin with. Keep that in mind as we discuss today's gonzo feature, director Chris Rolie's "All Internal #8". (But don't think about it too hard, else your head may explode.) The internal pop shot is...

We understand that bears are not everyone's cup of tea. Sure, they're becoming a lot more mainstream these days, but they're still a little fetishy for a lot of garden variety twink-loving pornoisseurs out there. So we understand that companies making porn for bear enthusiasts don't have as much money to spend on their productions as, say, Michael Lucas. But still: in 2008, when you can't swing a cat without hitting a fifth grader with mad Photos...

We've been taking a lot of long, hard looks at Gil, one of the newest models at Fratmen, and we have to admit: there's just something so ... plowable about the guy. That sweet, innocent smile! Those sweet, innocent asscheeks! It's kinda like looking at a king size Snickers bar that's been sitting in the fridge in the company break room for, like, two weeks, just staring you in the face, waiting to be opened up and ravished, and you don't know who...

As far as we're concerned, "blue balls" (or "blue clit" for those of us of the feminine persuasion) is a real medical condition. Who wouldn't acknowledge the exquisite torture of erectile tissues filled with the hot blood of postponed release? The bloggers in today's roundup of some of the most tantalizingly tense moments in the sex blog scene are all too familiar with the ache of extreme arousal, what with their provocative dances, slippery full...

By now you probably know that I have left Wired.com to pursue other equally fabulous things. I’m humbled by the emails and the well wishes, thank you so much — I will reply to you individually. I confess that I have barely been at the computer from the time the column went live Thursday night until, well, about now. This has been an emotionally wrenching decision and it has not been as “relieving” or “settling”...

"THERE'S a whipping post in the corner, the coat-check room is manned by girls in lingerie and women of all ages and body types are dressed in tight corsets while men reveal far more of their bodies than most people would ever want to see. This is Hellfire, arguably Australia's most notorious fetish club, and as I perch nervously on a sofa wondering what on earth I'm doing here, a large bear of a man sits next to me and takes off his shirt.'Are y...

Busty teen Teonal loves her big fluffy teddy or perhaps that is a doggie? However a plushy will not keep her warm at night or still the tingling in her pussy. No, that requries a big dildo and she just so happens to have one. This update is all about busty Teona getting naked and dirty with her favorite toy while her teddy bear watches. Click here for more of this sexy teenager and her toys.

Lilith grabbed by attention with her beautiful breasts and hard nipples yet again. Then, the way she displayed her fine ass and pussy lips was truly inspiring. A big thank you to Kitty Lee. I especially enjoyed her tempting pussy lips and ass. Likewise, Emily Anderson's appearance was welcome. Her pigmented areolae demand close attention. Katy's hanging tits with their dark and pointed nipples were irresistible. Finally, I am very gra...

I’m nostalgic for Sex Drive Daily today. The Explorers Blog announces that Canadian sex ed site Sexuality and U is now using Browsealoud, software that reads the site content aloud for you. You can also record the audio to MP3 for later listening — sort of like TiVo for your sex ed. Young women outnumber young men in social media, says Rapleaf, which I found through ReadWriteWeb. Who’s surprised? I’ve always felt that girl...

In honor of everyone's favorite madeleine-snarfing homosexualist icon Marcel Proust, we're proud to present a new feature here at Fleshbot: a series of interviews with porn stars of all varieties, from twinks to bears to ingénues to sexperts and everyone in between. Of course, this being Fleshbot, we've added a little spice to the traditional "Vanity Fair"-style Proust Questionnaire (because srsly, when have we ever left well enough alone?, inspi...

We don't enjoy being the bearers of bad news (especially first thing in the morning), but we've just heard that beloved leather daddy and muscle bear Cole Ryder has succumbed to a staph infection. That's the buzz on the web this morning anyway, although details haven't been easy to find. Until fuller details emerge, you can pay a visit to his MySpace page (music enabled, so watch the speakers), which features the cryptic status update, "COLE RYDE...