I guess now I know why no one tries to pick me up in Facebook. According to Top 10 Social Networking Pickup Tips on AskMen, you are all avoiding me because I don’t list a relationship status in my profile.
“Anyone who has ‘it's complicated’ or worse yet, doesn't list a status at all, might have baggage — or a crazy boyfriend — you want no part of.”
Really?
I don’t list a relationship status because ...
Jen has a bun in the oven. She’s knocked-up. Preggers. Ready to drop. Seeded. Bearin’ the bump. Her tits are swelling and she’s hornier than normal. We had her undress and asked her to play with her tits, suck the nipples, spread her pussy-flaps and show the pink. Would she stick a cock-toy in there? No problemo. It went in like butter. She came. Jen remembered how she got seeded. She was being fucked in doggie when her pa...
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What began as painting a tribute to her Mistress, Rubber Lenna, spread and soon D.D was doing toon pin-ups for whoever desired them for a minor fee. Visit Fetlife and you might just be able to spot out a ...
Meet Desire Doll – She is an up and coming Rubber pinup artist and Asian Rubber Doll. Her website “Desire Dollhouse” debuted June 16th. Desire Doll, or D.D for short, has a unique way of making rubber fetish be cute and cuddly.
What began as painting a tribute to her Mistress, Rubber Lenna, spread and soon D.D was doing toon pin-ups for whoever desired them for a minor fee. Visit Fetlife and you might just be able to spot out a ...
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