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We have very high expectations for New Sensations' "Big Lebowski" parody. After all, it's one of the few porn takeoffs based on an original made when its cast members were alive. That, and it has some pretty inspired casting. "The Big Lebowski: A Porn Parody" wrapped filming early this morning at a bowling alley in the north San Fernando Valley with Tom Byron as the Dude, Evan Stone as The Stranger, James Deen as Jesus, veteran porn director Roy ...

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If there's one thing that fuels the porn business, keeps it from being regulated, or unionized, and protects its overlords, the owners who finance these elicit fantasies, it's the transient nature of its all voluntary work force.We get to live out our fantasies with one reincarnation after another of the same sixteen sex types, as generation after generation graduates to the big leagues and washes up onto our sticky shores. We're going to overloo...

Valentine's Day is only a few days away, have you made plans yet? Why not escape with a loved one (that includes your hand) on one of these glamorous, amorous vacations? And hey, even if it's a little late for Valentine's, you can still make that special someone happy for Steak and Blowjob Day or Cake and Cunnilingus Day! After all, there's no bad time for love, and—as you're about to see—there are so many stimulating locations for lo...

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With the glut of cougar content out there, today's milves need to be cajoled and finessed into having sex with younger men, and sometimes even the men need prodding. "It's A Mommy Thing 5" addresses both scenarios.It's A Mommy Thing! 5 Studio: Elegant Angel Director: Patrick Collins Starring: Raylene, Shayla LaVeaux, Camryn Cross, Faye Reagan, Sky Taylor, Diamond Foxx, James Deen, Anthony Rosano Review by: Gram Ponante "Did you know that it's unh...

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It is a testament to the creativity of the porn industry that the Tiger Woods sex scandal birthed not one, but two parody porns, both out this month. Yes, Tigerphiles can see their hero recreated, in all his scandalous glory, both as Tyler Wood (in Adam & Eve's "Tyler's Wood") and Tiger Would (in ZB Ventures' "Tiger's Got Wood," distributed by Wicked Pictures). But what if you've only got the money to pick up one Tiger parody porn? Well, they bot...

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The first issue Von Gutenberg hits the streets, January 15, 2010. Straight out of the Bay Area (San Francisco, CA), this magazine not only explores alternative fashion, lifestyles and fashion, but also will be bringing new life back into a scene that has been lacking for some time. Erik Von Gutenberg is the publisher of this high-end and very edgy publication, and a very celebrated promoter and host of the Von Gutenberg Fetish Balls in San Franci...