We love to get all up on our balls when having "gentleman's time," but would you slap yourself in the sack? That seems extreme. Well, someone's playing his own dominatrix. More »

A very interesting copy of items confiscated from people while entering the UK House of Commons… my favorite is “magic wand” but don’t miss the handcuffs, giant tennis balls, tent… and piercing kit. Things confiscated from people entering the UK House of Commons (Reddit) Fetish model model Jade Vixen just can’t seem to catch a break with her boyfriends. Three years ago, one of her ex-clients killed her Man...

When this old guy dreams, he does it right when he has a hot blonde with her tits in her face and a wet cunt waiting for his meat stick. The first thing on the menu is to suck her tatas but then he buries his face in her snatch. She straddles his face as he licks her coochie and she sucks his knob and licks his balls. She has her pussy straight in the air and up on her shoulders as he rams his meat stick into her wet hole. He doesn’t st...

If you are a dude who has a best buddy, you are responsible for a few things. The first is lying for your buddy whenever he needs you to. If his ball and chain comes snoopin’ around, you deny and lie until you die or at least get your friend on the phone to warn him. The second thing you are responsible for is breakin’ your friends’ balls at every opportunity. This is important as it builds character and is just plain funny. Th...

Maggie Gyllenhaal speaks candidly about loaning her friends sex toys after receiving plenty of free samples thanks to her latest film Hysteria. Maggie Gyllenhaal inundated with vibrators after signing up to sex toy film ‘Hysteria’ (Mail Online) For decades, police have protected the public from such obscenities as a woman showing off her ?nice marrows' and a fat man searching for his ?little Willy' at the beach. ‘Obscene...

Uh, it's for testicular cancer awareness! We'll have you know that Rhian is a respected glamour model, and if she's going to be feeling up anybody's balls, they're going to be her balls... Wait, what? More »

I was thumbing idly through the latex section at The Stockroom when — for obvious reasons — this “dress” caught my eye: I’ll cheerfully admit it’s sexy as hell, but I’m still trying to figure out why it’s marketed as a “Mistress Dress“. The marketing copy explains without clarifying: “The Mistress is an icon of feminine grace. This dress is made with such a woman in mind.̶...

In which somebody is “doing it right, actshully…” I have devoted quite a few blog posts to the stunning failures of people who try to market to bloggers, but don’t know how. Complete with pictures of failboats, failing. In the almost-a-decade I’ve been blogging, I’ve also encountered a few people who do it right. It’s rare, but it happens. Unfortunately, it’s harder to explain what “right&#...

Alicia is one hotty that is a major freak. She has Mario licking her rump, another guy grabbing her jugs and she has a dildo on her muff. While she is getting railed by one guy, she is grabbing the pecker of Mario and telling him to spit in her face which he does a couple of times. She then gets a prick in her coochie and Mario rams his boner into her booty for a double fuck. Alicia is lying under Mario’s rod as he is stroking it and he...