It shouldn’t surprise anyone that it’s four am friday night (saturday morning) and I’m just getting to this post (I’ve been collecting tips for it for over a week). My hotel room, which got upgraded to a top floor executive suite, is at this moment populated with attractive drunk people (though @dotBen does not drink, and he is fighting South-By-Sars aka SXSRS). One is telling us how she cut some girl’s hair on a d...