If you like watching me getting all sudsy and messy in the shower then you will like this update as well I got so horny here actually that I had a suction cup dildo… and fucked myself on the seat.. watch me get soooo crazy! Luv Lori

Until recently, we thought that Penny Flame and Gianna Michaels were as different as could be—but then we saw them together in a FuckTeamFive video, and, well, these two troublemakers may have more in common than we previously thought. Nevertheless, there are some key differences between the two: with a blog, educational porn line, and, yes, FuckTeamFive, Penny's a very well-rounded girl, while Gianna... well, Gianna's just well-rounded. Ta...

Michael Young’s Sabar is by no means a new designer sex toy, seeing as how it was launched last year and we’re fast approaching the end of this one. Yikes. Anyway, I read about Young (whose works have been everywhere from the Louvre, to designing barware for Schweppes and even interior design for a plastic surgery clinic) making a high-end vibe, but hadn’t yet seen it commercially available. Until I stumbled across the Sabar on...

· Photo by Ellen Stagg (staggstreet.com) · Model: Krista Ayne (krista-ayne.net)

There is very little that is better about our job than that we are paid to cruise the internet looking for pictures of Cassandra Calogera's naked body. There is no angle from which she is less than terrific. Cassandra has a fantastic pair of 36DD natural tits, and we appreciate them, because we are definitely breast people here at the ?boob—um, the ?bot—and we could look at them and think of what we would do with them and contemplate ...

Images by High Gloss Dolls / Fraulein Ehrhardt. However, if a couple of Fraulein Ehrhardt’s handpicked models — the High Gloss Dolls — got in a catfight and scratched each others’ latex couture off, it would be one very expensive row, indeed. Not that I wouldn’t pay to see such a thing, and I imagine that’s what’s behind the payzone on the High Gloss Dolls website — but really, I just don’t ca...

Perhaps taking a strategy from the Playboy/Cinemax playbook, Australian all-girl outfit Abby Winters (not a real person) has been issuing a stream of more and more generic-sounding titles. And what's worse—the dingo-inducing hijinks inside are delightful and undeserving of the bland signage. It is like meeting your dream date at the "Encounters" lounge at Howard Johnson's. And Howard Johnson was a real person. Natural curves blend with nat...

It looks like Richard Kern is back in Mexico, doing what he does best (i.e. taking pictures of beautiful women). This time he's tracked down Ana Lucia, a lovely Argentinian model/actress formerly known as "The Sweet Little Ass from 7th Grade"—though she'll always be the Sweet Little Ass to us. Like any good Kern model, Ana Lucia's well versed in fascinating topics like the collapse of the Argentinian economy... and she really enjoys a good ...

Romanian businessman Cristi Birgu has attracted attention by trying to drum up sales for his garden gnome business with the strategic use of prostitutes. Plastic prostitutes, that is: Birgu has the miniature ladies of the evening—also manufactured by his company—placed outside his home, in the hopes that they'll attract potential buyers. Somehow, we just can't see much overlap between the people who buy garden gnomes and the people wh...

· Sergej Ryzhkov (photoforum.ru, via sexoteric.com)

newVideoPlayer("/porn_insider.flv", 506, 423,""); It seems "Entertainment Tonight"'s not the only news magazine with porn on the brain—this week, "The Insider" featured pornstars on not one, but two, episodes, with Tera Patrick and her Teravision infomercial on Tuesday and Vivid Girl Nikki Jayne battling it out with an antiporn preacher on Wednesday. Missed the chance to see it on TV? No worries—we've got a clip of the highlights abo...

Vikki Blows, Kitty Lea; Kitty Lea, Vikki Blows... we like them both so much, it's hard to pick between the two. But thanks to the latest issue of Front, we don't have to choose: we can enjoy both busty beauties for the price of one lad mag (or online for free, whatever). Now if we could just figure out a way to get these two lovelies to start making out... well, we'd never have to leave the house ever again. . . . galleryPost('kittyleavikkiblows...

When she came on the scene in 2008, fresh-faced "Girl Next Door #6" Madison Ivy took America's heart by storm, but in 2008 made tabloid headlines when it was revealed that she had "Just Fucked Daddy's Best Friend." The former wunderkind's troubles only intensified when explicit photos of her on a "Cum-Stained Casting Couch #12" surfaced on the internet, and the troubled star spent 2008 and most of 2008 in a frenzy of self-destructive behavior a...