Alternative Title: Saliva Is An Inferior Anal Lube There’s a long poem, fourteen or fifteen hundred lines, attributed to Lord Byron; the attribution is thought to be both false and scurrilous. The poem, called Don Leon, has apparently existed in several versions; the one linked from Wikipedia matches Ashbee’s description as being “entirely in defence of sodomy” but it lacks the lines Ashbee thought worth quoting, in which...

It’s knowledge I’ve had kicking around in my brain for awhile. There are these Roman-era coin-like objects, called spintria, sprintria, or sprintia. (I’m giving you Google search terms, not trying to tell you which of these is a good Latin word, ‘cos I dunno.) They have graphic sex scenes on them. They aren’t thought to be coins, precisely; coin collectors get huffy if you call them coins. They’re often ca...

Another bummer of a tattoo, by my standards. It’s the anal variety again. And it says “Fun Center” — which is at least defensible. If it weren’t for the ring of barbed wire inside the words. Talk about your mixed messages! View this post in its original location at ErosBlog: The Sex Blog. If you are reading this anywhere but in a feed reader, it has been scraped without permission. Feed obtained by: (78.109.8...

Fey is so cool. And that’s hot! “I’m not into the things that other girls in my class are into. I like to watch foreign and independent films and listen to underground bands. On the weekend you can find me at a local show or checking out a new exhibit at the museum. I don’t like the same kinds of guys that other girls like either. I like guys who are into the same things as me, smart guys. But I guess the one thing I...

> Her gym instructor is giving her a private lesson at her house, and he’s a very hand-on teacher. She’s just as interested in how her butt, hair and makeup look as anything else, but as she gets sweaty, the two of them kinda lose track of what the hell they’re supposed to be doing and get into some naked body-on-body action that would never be allowed in a gym. He tries in vain to stay focused on what he’s being pai...

 Don’t be fooled by that British accent Hannah Shaw has all that Asian spice and everything nice! Mr. Chew sent in another winner with Eurasian beauty Hannah Shaw who is part Thai part British and one hundred percent freaky sex bomb! Hannah is one horny chick always itching for a big dick. A big dick? Hey I got one of those! My big dick only got bigger and harder watching horny Hannah fingering her pussy making herself wet. This fris...

> Kaleah is a sexy sista from the West Coast who likes to shop and hang out. She likes hanging out on the beach and talking on the phone with her girls. So much, that she stays on the phone while this guy she picked up at the mall is tossing her salad. When she gets off the phone she lets him have it by sitting on his face and sucking his dick while talking dirty. And when she gets it, she wants it nice and hard and with a lot of ass-slappin...

> Award-winning exotic dancer Stephanie Stalls pulls out all the stops in her first SCORE hardcore scene. Stephanie was blonde the last time she was at SCORE; now she’s gone brunette. (Stephanie and SCORE Girl Angel Gee could be kissin’ cousins.) Stephanie is a horny babe who knows what she likes and what she wants in bed. She wants Mr. Dick to first play with and massage her massive and heavy 40 inch 34F-cups. She loves her nipp...

I have — this will not be news — a perverse bent, so I laughed when I saw the product title “Anal Swizzle Sticks” in the Stockroom product catalog and when I saw the admonition in the product description “just don't leave these lying around the wet bar when your in-laws visit” my mind immediately began to work on drink recipes: They are cheap enough to use for pranks (chilling them in a bowl of ice water and...

A lot of vintage porn is “ho hum” because of changes in the times. Publication standards, camera technology and lighting, media and media preservation issues, shifting morals and taboos, it all combines to make great-grandfather’s porn seem pretty lame, tame, or boring … usually. And then every now and then something like this bit of raunch from Vintage Lust will, if you’ll excuse the turn of phrase, pop up: View ...

Before I unpack the OkCupid post about sexual activity, phone types and taking self-portraits that could get you laid — and all the media hype* it’s generating — I’d like to show you the graphic that made my day: Back Door Play: Which State is the Most Anal?.Oh, Alaska! We never knew you!My friends at MyPleasure (they of the I-could-marry-it Fairy Mini Wand/USB) put together their sales data on sales of anal toys by state,...