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“I’ve had a crush on my college professor for the entire semester,” says perverted pixie, Genie Onyx. “It’s all I can do to keep my legs shut while he lectures our class. I’ve tried and tried to get his attention after school, but he avoids me. I finally decided that the only way I was going to get him was to play out the ultimate teacher/naughty schoolgirl fantasy. I got all dolled up and waited for him ...

Pussy hustlers Matt and Tony are rolling along the streets looking for a girl to thump when they spot super-hot chick Monika checking her mailbox. She’s smokin’! These fine gentlemen pull over and chat her up, finding out that her parents are away. Naturally their only goal for the day is to get into her house so Tony can fuck her while Matt videotapes it. The phrase “lock up your daughters” was made with these schol...

> Welcome to 18eighteen, Layla. Are you a proper lady or a dirty, little slut? “Can’t I be both? I guess it just depends what the guy likes. If he wants me to be a naughty girl who loves sucking cock and getting fucked in high heels, then that’s what I’ll give him. But if he wants me to be a sweetheart in regular clothes who’s a little shy and passive, then I can be that way, too.” Which way do guys like y...

I’m so upset and worried about the Facebook/Foursquare/Gowalla marriage from hell where you can’t get your home address deleted once it’s posted unless you get enough friends to “flag” a check-in that I’m quitting Foursquare and Gowalla — for starters (that link is to a friend asking Mark Zuckerberg how tho get his home address deleted from Facebook’s new “Places” feature, announced a f...

> In the world of the Loser, all women are the same. They get asked the same questions. They get asked to do the same things before the fucking starts. “Does anybody know you’re here?” “Why are you here?” “Can you take your clothes off?” So, here we have Allison Pierce, a 22-year-old from Texas. Five-feet-six, 115 pounds blue eyes, blonde hair. Smiles a lot. Giggles a lot. “I’m excited. K...