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* The first condoms were made out of linen. Important Moments in Condom History (ashastd.org, via Scarleteen) * I, for one, can’t wait until National Porn Sunday and have lots of porn for you to celebrate. But in this piece we see what a stupid tool Ron jeremy is, and even the CNN commenters think this is a crock. Quickly, because I am out of patience: porn addiction is a lie for profit, and here’s the scam. Here’s what I’...

TweetSex toys just generally lend themselves to being the center of wacky news items by their very nature. Throw in the fact that I linger over the news items and obsessively search reporting to find details (often scattered across online newspapers like a tornado-trailer park convergence), and then dutifully present them to you as if you needed to know — I guess that’s why you’re here. When I worked at a sex toy store, we got t...

Elektra is a former porn star who has something for everyone. For the big-tit lovers, Elektra has DD-cups. For those of you who love hairy pussies, Elektra has a full, overflowing bush. For those of you who love big pussy lips, Elektra has pliable ones that she loves to tug on and twist. She has an engorged clit, too. “Don’t forget my ass,” she said. “I love getting it fucked.” Elektra usually doesn’t wea...

A supervirus has reduced mankind to pockets of cock-crazed Oregonian vampiresses, and our hero must learn from Ron Jeremy that the key to not becoming a vampire himself is to not feel guilty about fucking one."I Am Virgin" is the first softcore porn parody we have seen, and it features Adam Davis as an earnest and likable Jim Hanks type (yes, Jim Hanks of "Buford's Beach Bunnies") who never had the chance to lose his virginity while most of human...

Here in Porn Valley, we take it for granted that on-camera nudity is a sacred rite of passage for our barely legal teens, grad students, parking attendants, and clergy, but Houston's Roxy Vandiver might be Texas's Lone Pinup Star.Using tactics allowable to the press but illegal elsewhere, we stalked Ms. Vandiver after peeping her in the retro-80's slasher romp "Spirit Camp." Looking like a cross between "Big Easy"-vintage Ellen Barkin and Kimberl...

The execution is weak. It's as if Hustler is playing at creepy the way women who've never borne children play at milfery. We want to see "Daddy" plucked from utter despair by some hot young thing, but it's too easy.The performer Joe Blow is an amicable and professional dude who seems to find himself in lucky situations. Maybe he's 40, but with so many porn guys over 40 (Evan Stone and Tommy Gunn come to mind) who don't play the "dad" angle, we do...

Given the choice between watching Ron Jeremy on l threesome, which would you rather watch? Well, you're about to watch both. That's how swingers work. , they're supposed to be swingers. The way married couples from the '80s are portrayed, you'd think people were just getting hitched to throw their parents off the scent of promiscuity and pubic hair. Which, when you think about it, is a pretty good idea. · Buy "Moving In: There Goes The...

What do you get when you combine an all star cast of porn folk in a People's Court setting with Ron Jeremy as your presiding judge? Sexy motherfucking shenanigans. That's what. Smash Pictures presents "The Divorcee." Set inside an authentic U.S. courtroom, each of the cases presented are about sex, lies, cheating, more sex, more lies, more cheating, and so on. It's about as cornball as you can get, including the affable hijinks and overacting of ...

If you were a mythical being who snuck into houses at night with an infinite bag of goodies, you'd probably get laid all the time. Here are some films that teach us about the true meaning of XXX-mas. It'd be too easy to brush off sexual Santa flicks as an easy way to cash in on the holiday season; this definitely goes deeper than economics. Santa Claus is the Übermensch of porn, he's one of the few magical beings we feel comfortable with in our h...