Since we're not British, we've remained largely unaware of the whole Georgina Baillie scandal that's (apparently) been causing waves all across the UK these past few weeks. But thanks to our good friend Google, we've managed to piece together the important details. From what we can tell, it goes something like this: Georgina is the granddaughter of Andrew Sachs, the actor who played Manuel on "Fawlty Towers." As a young woman, she got involved in...

Men coming on each other; Jesse Jane pulling a Belladonna on Belladonna; Wholesale Chinese and Armenian stereotypes; David Aaron Clark eating a turkey leg; Slavery; The delightful squishiness of Shay Jordan (not to be confused with this); About as many sex scenes as there were men on the Edmund Fitzgerald; And "The Biggest Adult Production In History." Read our review of "Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge" after the gap. Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Reven...

In some ways, the choice between Mika Tan and Stoya represents one of the oldest decisions we've ever had to make, one that's plagued us since high school. Do we go with the elegant, alt chick with the classically beautiful look, or the down and dirty girl who's always up for some naughty fun (and hates shoulder stink)? (Actually, both these girls seem to be up for some naughty fun, but you know what we mean.) Now that we spend our days savoring ...

newVideoPlayer("/emanuelle_fleshbot.flv", 506, 423,""); We've previously professed our admiration for Laura Gemser and her many, many turns as Black Emanuelle, but while re-organizing our uh ... "media collection," we just had to revisit her wild international exploits. The amazing thing about Black Emanuelle is that whether she's on safari, or exploring ancient ruins, or battling a global white slave conspiracy, she still finds time to get it o...

Forty-five year old actress Emmanuelle Béart is publishing a new book filled with nude photos of herself. No one reads books anymore—why not just put them on MySpace like everyone else? (telegraph.co.uk)

I’ve been a busy bee on Fleshbot, and I have a few things I’ve written up that I want to direct your attention to — I know I already mentioned the interview and gallery with Sabrina Fox (pictured), but there’s a timely event and a couple videos I want to make sure you don’t miss… * If you’re in New York this weekend, please go to the Lolita Bar sunday night and report back to me on the debate Is Modern S...

We've never been totally clear on the distinction between porn and not-porn, especially when it comes to incredibly arousing photographs of insanely lovely, delightfully diverse, and happily naked girls. So since Belgian photographer Emmanuel Poncelet decidedly presents his work as not-porn, we'll just have to take his word for it. Truthfiully, though, we didn't care what it's called as soon as we started clicking through his galleries and found ...

Image of Mina Model by Emmanuel Poncelet from Belgium. Here’s a snip from this week’s SF Chronicle column, Aphrodisiacs Anonymous: Violet Blue thinks SF’s aphrodisiac festival is sure to arouse, and asks chefs how. It’s making me hungry just posting this snip: Got any space in your copulation calendar for some sexually stimulating food? When I first heard about next Monday’s A Food Affaire, I thought whoa — an...

In case you haven't been reading the news over the past ... oh, say, decade or so, there seems to be an epidemic in this country of teachers getting it on with their students. In the real world it's the wrong thing to do, but that's why we spend as much time as we can in the porn world—you know, where all teens are have at least celebrated their 18th birthday, all school rooms are private and locked, and every student will do whatever it ta...

Usually we'd use this space to make some crack about Suite703.com's decision to give its adorable new exclusive model a name like Tommy Defendi, since it strikes us more as a confusing hybrid between a Turkish honorific and an 80s arcade game than ... well, an adorable new exclusive model. But one look at those dreamy eyes and tasty tool and all our criticism and hoity-toity Wikipedia references just melt away. So in the end, we guess it really d...

Put your party hat on and come join us in our appreciation of the orgasm and all its spine-tingling, lip-biting, toe-clenching, breathtaking wonder! National Orgasm Day takes on a new relevance in 2008 due to a report in February in the Journal of Sexual Medicine by Prof Emmanuelle Jannini, who claimed that most women cannot achieve a vaginal orgasm because they lack a G-spot. However, LoveHoney wants you to help prove that this is n...

This just in: Francesco D'Macho no longer has the silliest nom de guerre in gay porn now that Raging Stallion has signed the scrumptious if unfortunately named Manuel DeBoxer to an exclusive contract. While he's hot enough to make us not care what they call him as long as they keep paying him to take his clothes off and fuck, we can't help but think back to the time before porn studios tried to get all fancy and exotic with what they decided to c...

Imported French sex machine and part-time gynecologist Manuel Ferrara may hold only a tenuous grasp of the English language—we could barely understand a word of his grateful acceptance speech at last year's AVN Awards. But that hasn't stopped legions of Freedom Fry-eating smut fans from admiring his oeuvre. After all, even the most rabidly patriotic among us have to admire the folks who invented the ménage a trois. While we're generally not...