A lot of people think you can get really drunk and do it on a whim and it totally won't hurt, but they're wrong. Chloe Nicole, long time lover of anal orgasms, is here to remind us that mental and physical preparation are key. More »

Some of you really like the galleries of boy-girl couples that I’ve been occasionally featuring from X-Art, and I understand why. They’re gorgeous (the women *and* the men), they have incredible chemistry (probably because most of them are real-life couples) and while the porn is quite hardcore it is beautifully, tastefully shot and presented. I took the time to page through their database and find galleries I think you’ll like...

"I'm coming," says Chloe, eyes fixed on the ceiling. "Don't let me push you out." And then there's a very long, not always perceptible orgasm that goes through multiple stages. It's hard to tell if she's having a good time until she says, "My legs are toast" and a new wave of orgasms breaks against her body. More »

  Have you ever met one of those bitches who assure you they are total sluts? Then you know the type: Chloe’s type. The kind of girl that upon meeting you lets you know that she is mad about cock, and she would do whatever it takes to have a big fat one in her hands. That’s what Chloe asked us for: the biggest cock we could come by so that she could handle it to the best of her abilities. Alright! You want cock? We give you cock...

British humor indeed – the above video is a strange product of the bizarre union between Friends of the Earth and lads’ mag Nuts: Chloe and Will’s hot date night (youtube.com) That was fast – Match voluntarily caved in light of the lawsuit: Match.com will screen users against sex offender database (Los Angeles Times) It just got started and it’s eye-popping off the starting line: we’re going to love wat...

This edition of Eye Candy is brought to you by my sudden and inexplicable desire to serve you some heavy crazy kink that is made by and with people who speak far more eloquently, respectfully and intelligently about BDSM and informed consent than your average bear. Okay maybe the average bear can, too. Anyway, you get my drift. * Pantyhose fetish: Govard and Jessica having anal sex both in pantyhose, busty blonde Monica rimmed in pantyhose, solo...

A friend recently told me over dinner that he’d made this super-hot discovery – that wasn’t necessarily a “discovery” because the porn was not new, but that he’d just found it and it was so exquisite that he’d been somewhat stopped in his tracks, erotically speaking. It was all about the model. We sat at one of my favorite SF restaurants and he struggled to explain just what it was about this woman and t...

What's hotter than Chloe Sevigny getting nude and lewd in "Mr. Nice?" Watching Chloe Sevigny getting eaten out by Hilary Swank in "Boys Don't Cry." Maybe we shouldn't compare the two, but her O-face is just so real. More »