They might be able to ng around, but they can't stop her older sister from appearing naked on film! If you watch these clips over and over, you can pretend you're Nicolas Sarkozy from an alternate universe in which you married the slightly less babetastic sister. Sounds pretty sweet, right? · "Les Regrets" (2009) (imdb.com) · Valeria Bruni Tedeschi :: Les Regrets (deepatseavideos.blogspot.com)

A naked photo of Carla Bruni had to be withdrawn from an auction after failing to meet the reserve price. Don't worry, Carla—we're sure it's just the recession...and not that everyone already knows what you look like naked. <b· Carla Bruni Nude PHOTO Withdrawn From Auction After Low Bids (huffingtonpost.com)

Back before porn parodies obliterated our understanding of the term "three's company too," a special love existed, in triangular form, so powerful it could only be properly expressed in the perversely silky language of the French. Why settle for a single lover when you can have two instead? You would have thought this kind of logical, more ecumenical approach to sex would have reared it's beautiful head in America, the home of buy one get one fre...

Still annoyed that someone else snagged that naked photo of Carla Bruni? Well, good news: there's another one up for sale at Berlin's Villa Grisebach Auction. Of course, given that the last photo of Carla sold for around $100,000, we don't expect that this one will be cheap. Don't have six figures to drop on a topless photo? We recommend firing up the printer and hanging a framed copy of this post on your wall. We're sure no one will know the dif...

Oh Carla Bruni, you look just as lovely in a bikini as you do out of one. Too bad you're not an American citizen: if McCain had to pick some hot but politically inexperienced babe to run as his VP, why couldn't he have gone with you? Then again, is there some kind of law against having beautiful foreigners presiding over our national affairs anyway? (Wait, don't answer that. We don't even want to know.) . . . galleryPost('carlabrunibeach', 5, '')...

And what if Sarah Palin does make it to the White House someday through some combination of electoral whimsy and cardiological incident? Well, she'll still have a long way to go to catch up with the high gloss upskirt antics of überhot French first lady Carla Bruni. Helmut Newton might not with with us any longer to help Palin get to that level of MILFliciousness, but we're sure there are any number of amateur "fashion" photographers who wou...

Because Carla Bruni hasn't quite made enough waves by marrying the president of France and posing seminude to show off her wedding ring and basically being sexy and interesting, she's also decided to record an album with songs about her "40 years and 30 lovers" and how her hubby is a drug "more lethal than heroin." If Laura Bush ever gets within ten feet of a recording studio between now and November, we say it's time to start impeachment hearing...

Eva Green has been noted by Vogue for her “killer looks, intelligence and modesty”. She was noted by me for her big natural boobs. Eva rose to fame after her performance in The Dreamers. Film is full of nude scenes - Eva showed everything she has. Here is famous Eva Green sex scene from The Dreamers: As you can see, she is completely nude and her boobs are great! People from Babylon X - celebrity hardcore site have much more sex sce...

I know that most of you people are with me all the time. But, this post is for new visitors who (probably) missed some great posts written few months or years ago. I’d like to remind you of: Angelina Jolie as a teen - very rare pics. Lindsay Lohan upskirt - famous picture showing Lindsay’s pussy. Jennifer Aniston topless - yes people… it’s Jennifer and she is nude. Britney Spears pussy pics - pantyless Britney showing ...

Here are nude pics of Carla Bruni, Italian supermodel and wife of French president Nicolas Sarkozy. Kissinger said: “Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac!” Yes, it is on my list, too. But Carla Bruni nude is also great aphrodisiac. I’ve just got this pics from Celeb Taboo - kick ass celebrity site and, as always, it’s my pleasure to share them with you. Carla Bruni nude (boobs and pussy, people!) She is gorgeous! Another p...

Remember that naked Carla Bruni photo that was up for auction at Christie's this week? Apparently, it ended up selling for a cool $91,000 ... which was still small change compared to the pair of Helmut Newton photos which went for $241,000. We told everyone they could've saved a lot of money simply by combing through the Fleshbot archives and using a good old laser printer, but does anyone listen to us? (Gawker)

Once again, we don't understand why rich people would bid thousands of dollars on a naked picture of French First Lady Carla Bruni when they can find dozens of them online for free. Maybe that's why we're not rich? (dailymail.co.uk + Gawker)

Last time on Who Wants To Fuck Your Country?, we sparked some serious debate (mostly about what constitutes a Latin American country, but whatever). To be fair to the rest of the planet, the folks at Guanabee have applied their controversial mathematical perambulations to several other nations -- while we applied our babe-gathering skills to prove them wrong. So here's another round of Country Fuckability Values, and once again it's sure to creat...