Sure, we knew that Anita Dark had gone from brunette to blonde (who hasn't?). But we didn't realize that there was actually much, much more to her transformation—a vast porno conspiracy, if you will. Using their secret spy tools (like IMBD), the crack sleuths over at High on Sex have dug up the truth about Ms. Dark and her (not so) secret past. Anita was born (into porn) a brunette with 34D breasts—and some rather notable areolas, too...

The bursting of the housing bubble didn't affect prurient values at Jenny Hendrix's House of Sex & Fetish. Oh contraire, my dear perverts! Unlike porn or the auto industry Jenny's veejayjay remains recession proof! While rumors continue to swirl around the blogosphere that one of our favorite new porn starlets of 2008 may have put her clothes back on and crossed the hill into Tinseltown, the good folks over at Tru Filth have sent us this amazing ...

We've often felt that orgasms help us to see god, but we've never actually considered starting a religion dedicated to worshiping le petit mort. However, now that we've discovered Sweden's Madonna of Orgasm Church, we're starting to reconsider that position. Think our Sunday morning masturbation sessions count as a devotional? (thelocal.se, via nerve.com; thumbnail star via Ask Jolene)

We see many, many different types of boobs in our daily internet travels: big boobs, little boobs, fake boobs, real boobs, boobs with puffy nipples, boobs with pale nipples... but for some reason, we never seem to see very many boobs with inverted nipples. Which is such a shame, because they're just so darn cute! But, because squeezyface asked nicely, we went deep into the internet and rounded up as many lovely ladies with inverted nipples as we ...

Why do we like hookers? Because hookers are good for the world. That's right. We are here to tell you that by hiring a hooker you are actually doing your country and your cock a service. How? We will explain. Check out hooker Brandy Talore. She is so convenient that she comes right to your house to service you in the comfort of your own home. (She is like a small-business owner and you are supporting that.) The only thing you have to ...

Before Tuesday's election made every in America peachy keen once again, we were toying with the idea of going expat. After eight years of a Bush presidency, we just couldn't stand the thought of yet another Republican in the White House—and there's a lot to be said for living abroad. We've always wanted to immerse ourselves in a foreign culture, and learn more about foreign ways... especially when it comes to the foreign ways of loving. As ...

Ghouls and ghosts head outside for fun this weekend, but the bloggers in this scorching pre-Halloween round-up stay indoors for their tricks and treats. Instead of candy, they indulge in crazy-dirty buttsex, random coffee shop encounters, pleasurably painful bruising and lovingly administered handjobs. No costumes necessary, though donations of candy are gratefully accepted. Get ready for spooky thrills a'plenty with AlwaysArousedGirl just after...

Lovely, sexy, juicy Trish Bailey thinks she has a problem. This "problem" has been pumped into her brain by Madison Avenue scumbags. These are the same money-grubbing cocksuckers who tell you that you are not a real man unless you drive a Hummer. So for years, Trish has thought she is fat. That her tits, thighs and ass are too fat. This charming and attractive girl is actually brainwashed into a poor self-image from the extreme mental...

Discerning travelers know that some of the best restaurants in the world can be your very own hotel room. The food that you can get delivered right to your door at some of these luxury resorts rivals most four star restaurants and you don't have to put on a jacket and tie to eat it. Heck, you don't even have to put on underwear! The only thing to remember is that some hard working guy probably had to bring your delivery all the way up stairs (in ...

Much as in that "Highlander" movie, European smut directors are in a constant battle to be crowned the reigning king of filthy, perverted sex. Which is why they're constantly on the lookout for their next big starlet, the girl that will propel them and their cinematic vehicles to new heights of megastardom. And what exactly qualifies an up-and-coming adult film actress to fulfill this weighty obligation? Well, an elastic sense of personal boundar...

Porn is well known for its focus on boobs and butts. But what about those of us who think there's nothing sexier than the sight of good old fashioned gams? Never fear, for the folks at Fleshbot are with a fine flock of females with legs that go on for ages (with a touch of alliteration to make it all the more fun). After the jump, see why leg fans get such a kick out of ... well, you know. . . . Alibi (deviantnation.com) Lacey Duvalle Manami Suzu...

Image by habkb. This week’s SF Chronicle column is Pole Dancing Gets Serious: Violet Blue watches gymnasts take over the gentleman’s club sport and turn it into an international competition. It was totally inspired by my visit last week to Sedusa Studios, the largest (and most welcoming) pole-dancing instruction place probably in the world. They did try to teach me one pole trick — I did fall very gracefully. But in the column,...

Our Afternoon Advice host Tiffany Granath (MySpace, website) cracked me up this morning with the story of why her car — a beautiful white Jaguar coupe - is in the shop. You see, its built-in Bluetooth isn’t working. Which is a job hazard, because she has to shout, and she makes a living from her voice so that’s just not acceptable. I told her my own fairly recent strategy, when I hear myself complaining about things that aren&#...