Image by friend Richard Kadrey. Over at Shake Well Before Use, my close friend Ariel Waldman shows us Bedpost, which is still in alpha but endeavors to give users a utility to utterly, possibly scarily geek out with your very own DIY sexual experience data aggregator. It’s either “yay!” or “yikes!” but I think Bedpost looks fun either way — though it could use a little, erm — tweaking when it comes to ge...

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A look back at the week that was ... · In case you haven't heard, Jesse Jane is kinda hot. · Are we getting sea sick or is that another Pirate ship on the (very distant) horizon? · Are there any stories from our childhood that haven't been sullied by porn's tender embrace? Just checking, because we want to make sure they all get covered. · Old madams don't die. Seriously, you can't kill this one. · Teagan Presley is where the boys aren't. Literal...

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Jayden and her boyfriend are fucking in the high school boy\'s room when Gia, their bitchy teacher, catches them. Hey, they\'re seniors. They\'re allowed to have a little fun. At first, Gia doesn\'t agree, but when Jayden challenges her, Gia rises to the challenge. The boyfriend rises to the challenge, too, and gets to fuck his girlfriend and the hot, horny teacher. A good deal for everyone, and nobody has to do detention. See Mo...

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Gigi is now 45 and fucking in front of the camera for the first time. That's impressive considering she's done so much in her life: act, model, strip. Now, she's a fuck queen and loving it. "I was nervous at first," she said. "But after a while, I forgot the camera was there." Gigi says her "biggest turn-on is charm, intelligence and a sexy smile. Besides his face and smile, the first thing I notice about a man is the twinkle in his ...

For starters, Atlantis, a 30-year-old secretary from Atlanta, Georgia, is fucking and sucking! Yay, Atlantis! She's 5'6", 122 pounds, and she likes to fuck (her words, not ours), "anything that has a dick attached. A hard dick, of course." Of course. "I don't like having to suck a guy's dick to make it hard. I want it to be that way when I unzip his pants." Ready-made hard-on. That's what Atlantis is all about. Oh, by the way, her nam...

"Whenever I masturbate I like to think about past sexual experiences I've had. It turns me on more than fantasizing. This time, while I was stuffing my pussy I thought about the time I fucked this guy in a car wash. I don't know what I was thinking. I must've been so horny 'cause there was a line behind us! We'd already been feeling up on each other while driving around, so when we got to the car wash I was ready to go. We pulled in a...

When Christina comes home early one day, she catches her man sprawled out on the couch watching foot-job porn and checking out dirty magazines. He tries to hide his erect penis and act ashamed, but that does nothing to quell her fury. How dare he waste her tribute? How dare he spill one drop of his seed without her permission? Obviously he needs to be taught a lesson, but what's a busy career woman to do? Punish that dirty man and mas...

Sara Jay is quite the big-bootied slut. She stands out on her balcony tempting her neighbors in skin-tight pants and a barely-there top. She wiggles her ass, waving it at all the lonely husbands and horny tenants in her neighborhood, hoping that one will come over and slam her for the afternoon. Luckily for her, there's a new cock in the hood, and he shows up to skewer her, doggie-style of course, until he blows a load of sauce all ov...

In Chapter 3 of the DVD Devin Does South Beach, chesty delight Devin finds herself bored with board games. Breast games is a better idea. "How about some titty teasing?" she sweetly offers. "Do you like my bra? I love it! You'll like it even better when I take it off." And while we as boob men enjoy all bras because they hold the things we love dear, Devin is correct. We like bras better when they're on the floor. Devin has brought so...