newVideoPlayer("/Ron_Plaintiff.flv", 506, 423,""); What's with all the pornstars on the teevee this week? We just caught a glimpse of Ron Jeremy (yes, the Hedgehog) on "Judge Jeanine Pirro," where he and Ponderosa Sun Club owner Scarlett Schmitt were suing Nikki Nine for a breach of contract (and not a very sexy one, either). See? Pornstars are just like us—they can't solve their problems themselves, either. Clip above. (more @ xbiz.com) ...

I got a few orders from my sweetstore.net for some cleavage and I decided to dirty them up for the two guys! I ended up playing with my beaver making my it exercise and wet and cumming in them while some of them were stuffed inside my hole just soaking up my sweet nectar… I came really good and pulled them out and smelled them and yes my scent stays on them and I put it in a ziplock bag and mailed them off to them. I got emails when they g...

Ride it Cowboy.. wheww hooo… I have on my cowgirl boots, a flannel shirt and some daisy dukes. Oops the shorts came off here but you can get the picture in your rod. I have a few country fans so I did this shoot for them. Some outdoor action on the dock overlooking the buff lake that I spend so much time on. I like to be on top… so you think I can straddle you and give you what you been waiting for? Enjoy Luv Lori xo

If you like watching me getting all sudsy and messy in the shower then you will like this update as well I got so horny here actually that I had a suction cup dildo… and fucked myself on the seat.. watch me get soooo crazy! Luv Lori

Until recently, we thought that Penny Flame and Gianna Michaels were as different as could be—but then we saw them together in a FuckTeamFive video, and, well, these two troublemakers may have more in common than we previously thought. Nevertheless, there are some key differences between the two: with a blog, educational porn line, and, yes, FuckTeamFive, Penny's a very well-rounded girl, while Gianna... well, Gianna's just well-rounded. Ta...

Michael Young’s Sabar is by no means a new designer sex toy, seeing as how it was launched last year and we’re fast approaching the end of this one. Yikes. Anyway, I read about Young (whose works have been everywhere from the Louvre, to designing barware for Schweppes and even interior design for a plastic surgery clinic) making a high-end vibe, but hadn’t yet seen it commercially available. Until I stumbled across the Sabar on...

There is very little that is better about our job than that we are paid to cruise the internet looking for pictures of Cassandra Calogera's naked body. There is no angle from which she is less than terrific. Cassandra has a fantastic pair of 36DD natural tits, and we appreciate them, because we are definitely breast people here at the ?boob—um, the ?bot—and we could look at them and think of what we would do with them and contemplate ...

· Photo by Ellen Stagg (staggstreet.com) · Model: Krista Ayne (krista-ayne.net)

Images by High Gloss Dolls / Fraulein Ehrhardt. However, if a couple of Fraulein Ehrhardt’s handpicked models — the High Gloss Dolls — got in a catfight and scratched each others’ latex couture off, it would be one very expensive row, indeed. Not that I wouldn’t pay to see such a thing, and I imagine that’s what’s behind the payzone on the High Gloss Dolls website — but really, I just don’t ca...

Perhaps taking a strategy from the Playboy/Cinemax playbook, Australian all-girl outfit Abby Winters (not a real person) has been issuing a stream of more and more generic-sounding titles. And what's worse—the dingo-inducing hijinks inside are delightful and undeserving of the bland signage. It is like meeting your dream date at the "Encounters" lounge at Howard Johnson's. And Howard Johnson was a real person. Natural curves blend with nat...

It looks like Richard Kern is back in Mexico, doing what he does best (i.e. taking pictures of beautiful women). This time he's tracked down Ana Lucia, a lovely Argentinian model/actress formerly known as "The Sweet Little Ass from 7th Grade"—though she'll always be the Sweet Little Ass to us. Like any good Kern model, Ana Lucia's well versed in fascinating topics like the collapse of the Argentinian economy... and she really enjoys a good ...

Romanian businessman Cristi Birgu has attracted attention by trying to drum up sales for his garden gnome business with the strategic use of prostitutes. Plastic prostitutes, that is: Birgu has the miniature ladies of the evening—also manufactured by his company—placed outside his home, in the hopes that they'll attract potential buyers. Somehow, we just can't see much overlap between the people who buy garden gnomes and the people wh...

newVideoPlayer("/porn_insider.flv", 506, 423,""); It seems "Entertainment Tonight"'s not the only news magazine with porn on the brain—this week, "The Insider" featured pornstars on not one, but two, episodes, with Tera Patrick and her Teravision infomercial on Tuesday and Vivid Girl Nikki Jayne battling it out with an antiporn preacher on Wednesday. Missed the chance to see it on TV? No worries—we've got a clip of the highlights abo...