After last year’s hilarity involving the education of a substantial fraction of our culture in the finer points of teabagging, it’s time to share a “nothing-new-under-the-sun” moment that surprised even me. I refer, of course, to an artwork called Calvary. It’s by Felicien Rops, dates from 1882, and it features, among other disturbing imagery, the devil’s own ball sack, squarely planted (ok, not quite square,...

So in Tom Byron's case, home is somewhere deep inside Kristina Rose's ass. What kinda rent do you think he pays on a place like that? (Probably something pretty steep—girls like Kristina don't come cheap, you know.) More »

People laud Henry VIII of England for being a horny, rebellious monarch, like it's cool or something. Well, Henry IV of France was got freaky under quite a few frocks and everybody was cool with it. More »

You can say you want her to wear the mask to "hide her identity from XTube," but we really know you gave it to her so it looks like Lady Gaga is sucking your dick. You can't fool us. More »

If we were trapped in a cave, you know what we'd do? If you guessed "have sex," well, you know us pretty well. And you also probably won't be surprised to learn it's what Maggie Q does in this clip. More »