This, apparently, is an ancient version of the boastful “so big he needs a forklift to move it” sort of joke, found in the ruins of Pompeii: Similar Sex Blogging:Egyptian Erotic Art: BlowjobBlowjob HistoryThe Pony Girls Of Ancient EgyptChristians Take Off Brass Corsets

From the second Dominno sits on the bed before the SCORE stunt-cock and looks up with her large doe-eyes, the dude is as stiff as a rhino horn. What is it about these beautiful, sexy Czech girls that makes them such fuck-kittens? There are many theories, but who cares? The proof is in their obsessive love of the trouser-pipe. In the middle of the day, Dominno worships SCORE Man with her tongue, tits and pussy. "I love sex in the after...

Our naughty and perfect b cup teen has taken this photo shoot to a whole new level. She's so impressed the cameraman with her pretty pert tits and other obvious charms he's decided to try this sexy teen piece out for himself! Is she as tasty as she looks? You'ld have to ask him but my bet is yes indeed and if you see the big load of jizz he leaves on her pretty face you'ld agree. Click here for more of this busty teenie

You may have noticed a new name at the top of the column. V-mag editor Gary Phillips is now at the reins of the blog, as Dave Rosenbaum has his hands full with being a TV star on SCOREtv. You've seen it haven't you? If not, don't deny yourself the pleasure. It's a talk show all about big boobs (what else?) and lucky Dave plays host, interviewing some of the best big-boobers in the business. There's tons of informative and entertaining...

Our hot and naughty teenie today is going to get some serious dick. She's had to sneak off to do so but that's ok this sweetheart knows what she wants and how to get it. We see her next on her knees sucking that big cock and then hands against the wall while he pounds that tight snatch. It's a naughty and very hardcore update starring a hot horny teen. Click here to see the rest of the sample movies.

Our naughty teenie today is exploring the extremes in her sexuality. Namely group sex and lots of cum. She seems so young to be so hardcore but you would be shocked at what these nasty teenagers will try if given half the chance. She was and she sure loved it. One cock may not satisfy her again. Click here for more of this horny teen spunked.

This is just the prelude of the real movie. Our Tokyo teen is getting ready for the main event. Not that she isn't putting her heart and soul into it and her fingers into that tight pussy. This naughty babe has a hot tight pussy and some time on her hands to please that pussy. There'll be hardcore fucking for her later so she should definitely stretch that tiny pussy out! Click here for more of this hot young girl

I’m not sure the Election Protection line of condoms now being sold at Condomania will help with election dysfunction. Or maybe they will. They also have ones with Nixon on them which puts a whole new meaning to the concept of “Watergate”, and the store kindly offers both Republican and Democrat variety samplers. So, where’s my Stephen Colbert Magnum Super XXL 6-pack, and “Truthiness” lube?