Hey, Kanye West—you've just performed a sold out show in front of screaming thousands at Madison Square Garden! What are you gonna do now? "I'm going to play a set at a private party at a restaurant on the East Side surrounded by naked astronaut babes!" (Yeah, we figured Disneyworld was a little far to travel, not to mention the fact that it's been done already.) (brooklynvegan.com; photos via punkphoto.com)

Today's the last day to enter the second (=gay!) installment of our Sex or Masturbation Contest: leave your guesses in the comments by 5pm EST. Come on, you know you want to. (Or at least you want one of these.)

Originally the camera crew was just goign to show this pair of naughty teenie girls showering naked. Now that was plenty hot but the girls had ideas of their own. In the end they had to find these nasty teens a vibrator and it just got hotter. It wasn't expected but this pair of horny girls sure hit it off. Click here for more of these naughty teens.

Originally the camera crew was just goign to show this pair of naughty teenie girls showering naked. Now that was plenty hot but the girls had ideas of their own. In the end they had to find these nasty teens a vibrator and it just got hotter. It wasn't expected but this pair of horny girls sure hit it off. Click here for more of these naughty teens.

Woot! It's two tight teen friends and though busty Molly has the tits on her - the friend has one hell of an ass. There is lots to admire on these teen girls and they are doing the admiring for us. Those sexy big tit teens are getting dirty in this update and we get to watch every second of it. Click here to get more of these naughty teens and their wet pussies.

Jenka is an out and out lesbian, but she's got two friends that she's always fantasized about seducing and fucking. With the hope that they're at least a little bit bi-curious, she invites them to her house for a “ladies night” that starts as an innocent evening with dinner and wine, but ends in a kinky lesbian sex threesome! After some delicious food, they begin to casually chat about their love lives. Laura and Kati began t...

Every once in a while we get an amateur babe that's just begging for dick, and Selena was one such hot-bodied bitch that wanted to go from model to cum-slathered pornstar during our interview. She heard about us from a friend and scheduled an appointment to cum, and after she walked through that door it was “put it in my mouth” this and “stuff it in my pussy” that! The girl was a freak, and when we threw a stunt-co...

So it's somehow gotten to be 1 am and sleepy around here again. This time, instead of pretending to discuss literature, I thought I'd give you art. But with semi-naked chicks, so you don't get too bored. I went into the photo archive and pulled out, more or less at random, two images I took some years ago. (Possibly NWS.)Here's a very early one of my self-portraits, one I always liked, although it drew mixed reactions from critics. It's been chop...

The delightful Ryder Skye has had a cupcake batter-like substance (at least that's what I'd do) dumped on her in an attempt to strike a mold of her frame for the purpose of at-home mounting. As you can see from the photograph, the mixture was lovingly applied; there was probably a soprano saxophonist nearby, blowing slow over dusky rhythms. Skye will be part of marital aid manufacturer Topco's Wildfire Celebrity Series, to be unveiled at Januar...

Pierre Woodman's "The Perfectionist 2" arrived recently and we looked at the large back cover photo of Anneta Keys in a French Maid's outfit and thought, "Oui." It was only today that we discovered that the movie was recorded in Magyar (or something) and then dubbed in Spanish, so all we could figure out was "Trabajantes sexuales." But we didn't give up-Anneta gave us something everyone could understand. "The Perfectionist 2" has something to d...

Wow! Yes! Megan Fox, the reason of my wet dreams lately, showed her boobs in upcoming dark comedy - Jennifer’s Body. It’s actually Megan’s body… and man, she looks fantastic! I still don’t feel well after seeing her nipple slip, but these topless pics are one of the hottest celebrity pics I saw lately! Here are three Megan Fox topless pics (Banned Celebs have much more - click here to visit them!) Megan Fox topless ...

This just in from $pread Magazine… From the Bay Area to the Big Apple, sex workers are organizing for political and economic justice. It’s time to organize our sex worker electorate into a political force and “Grind the Vote!” We already have voter registration events scheduled for New York City and Washington DC, but we need [...]

In October of last year pornstar Brian Surewood was the other driver in what has been alternately described as a road rage, street racing, or reckless driving incident that killed a young boy and severely injured two members of his family; the discovery period of his trial completed yesterday and he will be arraigned in two weeks. If convicted of these charges he faces a prison term of 25 years to life. (avn.com)