We'd like to think that there's no such thing as too much porn. But when you've been collecting it for years, you have to question that assumption. Sure, having room upon room (or hard drive upon hard drive) full of smut seems like the ultimate in decadent living ... but when you feel like rubbing one out in a hurry, you need to be able to quickly separate your dirtpipe milkshakes from your ass smoothies and find exactly what you're looking for a...

Remember Max Mosley, the Formula One Racing chief who got caught getting spanked by pretend Nazi and/or prison guards? Well, it turns out that secretly setting up and videotaping someone as they enjoy perfectly legal sexual fun and then publishing it in a national newspaper is still considered an invasion of privacy. Surprising, but true! (guardian.co.uk)

The only thing shocking about this year's Australian Sexpo—besides Belladonna's efforts to save the Catholic Church—is that no one is actually shocked anymore. Seriously, what do you have to stick in your mouth to get angry protesters to show up at your event these days? (news.com.au)

Normally we'd say that you have to be having sex on an airplane when it's actually airborne in order to gain entry to the Mile High Club—you know, what with that whole "mile high" part and all. But doing it right out there in the open on the wing of a grounded plane still seems daring enough to deserve its own distinction. Whatever you want to call it, these gals have definitely earned their wings. . . . · Airplane Lesbians (megarotic.com...

We still don't know whether or not the truth is out there—but there was definitely something out there at the "X-Files" movie premiere thanks to Bai Ling's wardrobe malfunction. Maybe they can make a sequel to the movie that examines the paranormal mystery of celebrity sideboob? Get a closer look after the jump. . . .

newVideoPlayer("/gong_fleshbot.flv", 506, 423,""); Have you heard? The Gong Show is back! We were very excited to learn of this development, because we like nonsensical performance art and big shiny metal objects. But mostly we're just tuning in hoping to see whatever 2008's version of The Popsicle Twins might be. After all, the very first episode featured this bizarre, yet acrobatic, pseudo-burlesque act and because outrageous behavior and grat...

The votes are in, and Mexico's Mayte Carranco has been deemed the world's hottest weather girl. The competition was stiff, but with her penchant for wearing midriff bearing outfits and prancing around in her bra on the air, Mayte ultimately prevailed. We think we can safely say the best weather girl won. (asylum.com)

The ubiquity and reach of the interweb makes it difficult to make any claims about yourself that other people might have a hard time verifying or agreeing with—you know, like calling yourself "the sexiest woman in town" or something. So maybe that's why the subject of this annotated photo blog went the relatively modest route and chose something simple like "Sexy Girl" (or "Gurl", depending where you look) for her nom de guerre. She certain...

CNN takes a long, hard look at hip hop's video vixens and discusses whether all that bikini-clad booty shaking perpetuates negative stereotypes and sends the wrong message to young Black women. Frankly, we don't see what the problem is—we have absolutely no problem watching any woman shake her parts in our face or pouring milk all over her girlfriend in a bathtub and still being able to respect her afterwards. But maybe that's just us. (vid...

Would you rather a man pay attention to your ass or your tits? "Most men pay more attention to my tits, and I understand that. Most of them have never been with H-cup titties before. I guess that's why I get into it so much when a man pays more attention to my booty. It doesn't happen too often. Most of my fantasies involve my ass, like having oil running down it and getting fucked in the ass. But anything you can do with titties, I'v...

"I love to tease my rich boyfriends by sticking everything in my pussy except for their dicks. Heels, stockings, dildos and socks are all fair game for cunt stuffing. Oh, how they drool when they see my womanly fluids glistening on the heel of my shoe as I fuck myself. Sometimes I'm not sure if it's my pussy or the shoes they're lusting after! Not that it matters; I love my shoes as much as they do. You should see the look on their fa...

"My boyfriend visits London every couple of weeks, and he brings back American sex magazines for us to enjoy," Femke said. "We like Naughty Neighbors the most, so it was right that I should send my photos to you. I like all sorts of sex, with girls as well as with my boyfriend. Sometimes we have another girl in our bed; that always means so many orgasms. We would like to have Katy Terrega in bed with us. We think that she would be abl...

"Boys used to call me a whore and a slut," Emily said. "Just because I had big boobs. They would try lifting up my shirt. They would push me into a closet and try grabbing my boobs, while at the same time call me names. It didn't make any sense. Maybe people are intimidated by big boobs. I don't think I intimidate people. I try to be nice to everybody. I never really had a lot of boyfriends in high school. Maybe that was because I did...